The Kings of the Court- 1 to 2 (for those of you that dont understand, we are the favorites)
The Superwomen- 3-1 (til Kieth realizes Jalal takes too many shots away from him, then the Kobe-Shaq affair begins, and they become 7-1)
THe Empty Barrels- 6-1 (Derrick will do all he can to carry the load, but Nick will get jealous and not give him the ball anymore, and Nouri will just stand on the perimeter flexing and waiting for a kick out that will not ever come, at which point they become 10-1)
The Worst Whole- 9-1 (After the third game Zeke will pass out or stop showing up like he did to his Gus Macker team, and Nathan might get called for Traveling or carrying if we get some real refs, making them 15-1 and begninng the "we want John for ref" chants from brother Trevor)
Men in Pink- 14-1 (Nolan will average 35 points on 17% FG, not know one person on his teams name, and then blame them for not being qualified role players, at which point Tony will continue to ask how any team beats them b/c he covers all 5 players on the other team at once...their chances fall to 25-1)
Fake Detroit- Better chance of hitting the mega millions (Until John B becomes the ref again, at which point they become favorites at 1-500 to win it all and the better half becomes 1-250 to come in second place)
Wow, if that did not just trash the entire league with one posting, I don't know what would. Joey, you should expect a lot of elbows thrown your way this session!
Hey hugys, don't worry, we have a few doctors in the league to fix his broken nose so don't feel bad about throwing that elbow. Just kindding, don't hurt the little squirt!!
Big Yons I would reply, but do you even play in the league??? No, seriously I think I have heard your name called once or twice, learn to dribble a basketball and I might realize who you are
You worthless people are in for a surprise when Samer's team takes home the championship this season....and this time, I'm bringing 2 pints of blood for myself to every game, but Ill still have an excuse if we lose.
