This session's contract with the school stated that we would begin at 9:15pm due to practice times ending at 9pm for the school teams (Nick/Samer that's correct right?).  The past few times I've gotten there it seemed as though no one had been there for a while.  As of Week 8, the first game will start at 9pm as oppose to 9:15pm...captains, please notify your teams and players be aware of this change.  So basically if there's no one there, there's no reason why we can't start at 9.  Samer/Nick, be sure to remind me to call the refs next week and let them know in case I forget.  That's all, you may go back to your lives now...

Emil, you can go back to sleep

Nick, you can go back to contemplating whether or not today will be the first day you whack off

Tony, you can put the donut back in your mouth

Samer, you can put the nergeela back in your mouth and recount the blocks you've had this session the same way Smokey (Chris Tucker) was counting the money he owed Big Perm, I mean Big Worm in Friday.   Nobody use the bathroom for another 35-45 minutes

I would think of more people to talk about but I don't want the nashi at work to think I'm slacking, maybe later...anyway, I'm gonna go back to being commissioner and do what I do best when you guys complain