Jalal, you sounded like a remix version of that song "WHY"

I love when sideline players talk sh!t about a player's game and then cheer loud as he11 when that guy hits a bucket.

I love when a player scores and then runs down the court fast as he11 jumping up and down, even though those 2 points were all he contributed that night.

Would this be Jeff you're referring to?

I love when a player will get geeked as he11 when he drives, scores, gets his "And 1", starts screamin' like he did something - even though his team is down by 12 and there is negative 5 seconds left in the game.

Would this be Keith last night? If it was, you forgot to mention that he got his chit thrown first and then got fouled by someone else!  Oh and those were his first two points of the game. 

I love our fans... 'nuff said.

I agree

I love when a guy drives wildly to the basket, jumps wildly into the air for a shot, realizes he's about to get stuffed, spins around looking for a teammate, passes, and that teammate scores... all along acting as though that's exactly what he meant to do.

Would this be Nolan, Nate, Nick, or You?  I think you were referring to Nolan on this one though!

I love dazzling dun... er, layups. Time to invest in a jump program???

No clue on this one!

I love hel-hol-ae (you know, that sound our aunties make during celebrations) for Nate K. whether or not he does anything on the court.

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I love when a guy pump-fakes down low, even though no one's around for miles, then fades away on his bunny (that's a layup).

You got me stuck on this one.  Would it be Elton?