I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW THINGS.  I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME TIME FOR THIS ONE.  FIRST OF ALL, **** YOU ALL.  I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS LEAGUE.  I HATE MY TEAM, I HATE MY OPPONENTS, I HATE ALL THE CAPTAINS, THE FANS, I HATE THE REFS, MOST OF ALL, I HATE DANI KEJBOU (AKA BIG DOC/AKA SMALL DICK/AKA FAG ****ER.  I LOST A LOT LAST SEASON, BUT I STILL HAD FUN.  THIS SEASON SUCKS DICK.  MAYBE IT'S ME.  I'M NOT THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.  I'M NOT EVEN THE GREATEST PLAYER IN AMERICA, OK MAYBE I AM, BUT ANYWAY.  I THINK YOU ALL KNOW THAT I KNOW THE GAME PRETTY WELL AND I HUSTLE MY ASS OFF ON D, AND MOVE WITHOUT THE BALL ON OFFENSE.  DANI, ALTHOUGH HE DOES PLAY GOOD D, AVERAGES ABOUT 1 REBOUND  GAME.  THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GO DOWN LOW AND BOX OUT.  HE DOESN'T WANT TO JUMP BECAUSE HE MIGHT SPRAIN HIS ANKLE.  HE'S A ****ING FRUITCAKE.  IF HE DOES MOVE WITHOUT THE BALL AND CUT TO THE BASKET, THERE'S NO POINT, CAUSE IF YOU PASS IT TO HIM, IT'LL JUST GO OFF HIS HANDS OUT OF BOUNDS, BECAUSE HE IS AN UNCOORDINATED BITCH.  THIS IS WHY HE JUST CAMPS OUTSIDE OF THE THREE POINT LINE, WITH ALL OF YOU OTHER PUSSIES WHO ARE AFRAID TO COME DOWN LOW, AND WAITS FOR THE PASS FROM TONY OR NOL.......NEVERMIND, FROM TONY ONLY.  "HEY TONY, LOOK AT ME, I'M OPEN, BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM PUT THEIR WORSE DEFENDER ON ME, AND HE'S NO WHERE NEAR ME, CAUSE I SUCK DICK FOR A LIVING."  YOU'RE HANDS ARE EITHER IN PEOPLE'S MOUTHS OR UP YOUR OWN ASS.  ANYWAY, THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT YOU.  KEITH, MY CAPTAIN, MY FRIEND, MY BROTHER, I LOVE YOU, BUT **** YOU TOO.  THIS AIN'T THE ****ING NBA.  YOU'RE A GODDAMN 80% THREE POINT SHOOTER WITH A HAND IN YOUR FACE, BUT YOU'RE SHOOTING 8% THIS SEASON.  YOU QUEER, WHAT THE ****, I COULD EVEN DO THAT.  YOU PLAYED SOME GREAT D ON DEREK THOUGH, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT, BUT **** YOU ANYWAYS, I HATE YOU.  I LIKE YOU A LOT BETTER IN 3-3 TOURNAMENTS.  TO MY TEAM, **** YOU ALL, WE SUCK DICK.  WE'RE 1 AND ****ING 6, AND WE KEEP TALKING ABOUT DEFENSE AND SHUTTING THEM DOWN.  WE COULDN'T SHUT DOWN A TEAM OF BLIND ****ING RETARDS ON OUR BEST DAY.  WE DON'T ROTATE, WE DON'T BOX OUT, WE DON'T PUT BODIES ON PEOPLE, WE LET EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER SHOOT OPEN THREES AGAINST US.  WE DEFINATELY NEED TO MOVE DOWN A DIVISION.  IS THERE A CHALDEAN GIRLS BASKETBALL LEAGUE.  FADI, **** YOUR DOCTORAL ****.  **** YOUR 5 HOURS OF SLEEP.  JOEY, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT FADI SWITCHING GAMES, YOU ****ING LOSER, WHEN YOU'RE AT RAM'S HORN UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING, IT DOESN'T HOLD UP TOO WELL IN COURT.  SAMER, YOU LOSER, YOU SUCK.  YOUR BLOCKS WERE LUCKY.  WE'LL NEVER SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE AGAIN.  TONY, YOU SUCK, ALL WESTSIDERS SUCK DICK, INCLUDING ZEKE.  FADI AND NOLAN, YOU TWO ARE FAGS, ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT?  ARE YOU NOT?  ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT?  ARE YOU NOT?  FIGHT ALREADY OR KISS ALREADY, I'M SICK OF THIS ****.  FADI, YOU'RE A PIECE OF ****, BUT NOT A MOTHER****ING RAT.  OK, DON'T HIT ME.  ELTON, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PROMOTER OF YOURSELF.  EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS YOU SUCK.  WHY DO YOU POST UP WHEN YOU ALWAYS MISS?  THE REASON YOUR SORRY ASS LOST TWO IN A ROW IS CAUSE FADI WAS SUSPENDED, DUH?  IT DOESN'T TAKE A ****ING ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.  ALEX, WAIT TIL AFTER YOU BRICK THE SHOT TO YELL "****" OR "****", NOT BEFORE YOU RELEASE IT.  EMIL, CUT THAT ****ING MOP OFF YOUR HEAD.  YOU LOOK LIKE A ****ING CARTOON, OR I'LL SMACK THE **** OUT YOUR ARM AGAIN.  NOURI, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT FOR THE SEASON, YOU ****ING DRAMA QUEEN.  "NICK, I'M OUT FOR THE SEASON." (cheers come from Nick's teams bench)  NICK, STOP SCREAMING LIKE A ****ING WHORE GETTING ****ED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERYTIME SOMEONE REMOTELY BUMPS YOU.  BE A MAN, YELL, IF ANYTHING, STOP SCREAMING LIKE A BITCH.  DANI, MAYBE I'D SCORE IF I GOT THE BALL, BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT, YOU STILL SUCK.  MAYBE A LAY UP YOU ****ING LOSER.  I HOPE YOU SPRAIN YOUR ANKLE NEXT GAME.   I'M TIRED NOW, I THINK I'LL GO HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.