I was contemplating not doing it this week since we lost and I am a sore loser and I hate everybody and dont want to talk when I lose, but I will suck it up this time at your request Tony.
Game 1: Well, you know the saying, the more things change, the more they stay the same, well for Kieths teams its things just stay the same. Guys its week 7!!!!,you are 1-6, it aint rocket science to figure out that three point attempts from Oakland Mall are not going to win games. kieth, your a big boy, you can make free throws, GET TO THE LINE!!! But, enough of tellin Kieth how to coach, and on with the game. I diddnt see much of it, but from what I heard it was Tony rippin pu$$y's all night on Defense, particularly Kieths, while the offense consisted of Nolan shoot, Nolan driving, Nolan Shooting, and Nolan paa.. PSYCHE, shooting. From what I have read/ heard, there was no Defense played by Kieths team, Ray hates everybody, and in particular his team. Kieth's draft is really panning out just like he planned (thats what you get for not drafting me BOY!!!). His team is in last place and pretty much out of the playoff race, good season, just throw in the towel
Game 2: In game two, Fadi E graced us with his presence thanks to another week of teams switching, and he made us do this all in a losing effort. Samers team, like his defensive swats, came back down to earth this week as they got ran by Nate "Bust" Karrumi (although he has been playing better the past two weeks), Grandpa Zeke, and Cenan "sandwich man" Abdoul. I must say they have been playing the best ball the past couple of weeks, and have started to develope as a team, it only took Zeke yelling at Nate for 5 straight weeks to get him to understand how to run the point. Alex "sh!t" Marouf has put together a pretty decent squad after all. Samer's team on the other hand came back down to earth as Jon B. turned in another Kieth imitation, actually, now that I think about, it might be Kieth who imitates John but Kieth gets more attention b/c his team is losing. John, ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO PASS. Fadi E, ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO TRY A LAYUP. Samer, YOU WILL NOT GET ANOTHER BLOCK.
Game 3: I played like garbage (but I did hit quite a few free throws), we gave the game away with a 5 point lead with 40 seconds to go b/c Nouri was a faker talking bout his hamstring was hurt, but I am 100% convinced he just wanted to use that as his excuse for this week of why he doesnt play D, b/c he was sprinting on offense, have you all ever seen somebody cherry pick on the opening tip??? well now I have. In overtime, Nick decided to be a man and took over, nice job fag, but your still gay for not rubbing one out. Everythign went their way, the refs, Nick grew some balls, Nouri played Defe, my bad, offense, and Dave made a layup. Overall, you guys still suck, but you did beat us, so good game homo's. Fadi will be back next week, so to whoever we play watch out b/c I know the big man is comin back with a killer mindset
Thank you Joey, I appreciate it. We've decided to keep an eye on you for the remainder of the season. We can't have any more foul ups.
In regards to Keith's team being 1-6, I must say thanks becasue two of our wins came at teh expense of those sorry saps. Their are an offensive minded team and that's all. Well, when youshut down their major threat, "I mean if he just has an off shooting night" they'll struggle. It's kinda like giving someone a dollar in exchange for 50 cents. You'll never get ahead.
In regards to Zeke's team, you're right, after Zeke and Cinan yelling for 5 weeks, it finally has paid off. Their streak WILL come to an end this coming week though. Who the hell is going to be able to guard Dani K.? Nobody, exactly. You show Dani!
In reagrds to your game Joey, You guys aint **** without Fadi bro. You guys are like an engine without pistons. It just is ****ed up. It's not because you guys lost the last two games but because you guys just look sloppy and chit. So if I was you guys, I would bring the knee pads, and open wide and welcome him back to help save you idiots that can't win a game with two other big men. Jimmy, I promised you I was going to destroy you but I feel bad cuz ou my boy so all I'm going to say is get ready to sit the bench when Fadi returns.
For the rest of you, like Ray Ray said, **** ALL OF YOU!
Your a fag, and we are still a great defensive team without Fadi. We should have won last game, just some break downs and mental errors late cost us, Elton and Jimmy are fine in the post. We will welcome Fadi back, I wont deny that, and while he is a big part of our team, we are just that, a TEAM, ask your captain if he knows what that means, b/c thats going to haunt you guys come playoff time
Tony, erub boultukh! How about that? If you had any analytical skills whatsoever (alesas ESPN), you'd realize that Fadi is a big part of our offense, so when you take that out, ofcourse we're going to look sloppy. We've only had a chance to play two games, there was really no time to implement major changes in the offense and re-identify people's roles. It was pretty much shoot, and if you get hot we'll give it to you. Either way, nobody neeched us, our defense spoke for itself, the O needed tweaking and a little more organization, I can be blamed for that, but f**k you guys anyway b/c you ain't sh!t. Having said that, be sure to have your chests clean shaven, b/c you're about to get SH!T ON!!!
What is there to implmenet COACH? One big man goes down and while you guys have two more, you think you would have to revamp your offense? How about just filling in for Fadi since you're a bg man and continue to run your offense as is?!
Good coaching buddy, I really mean it because you did realize that you are not a real big man that can lead a team and I am proud you knew you had revamp your offense.
