Samer, where are you? How mad and frustrated were you yesterday? Then to only have Ray (Bill Walton) in your ear when you came to the bench? I thought Samer and John were going to take Ray outside and nueter him! Ray, had me laughing the whole time.
Especialy when he kept on saying to himself softly, "come on Zeke, you fukcing biotch, cover the spread"!!
Oh, by the way, I would like to say that I was jealous of Ray and Dani yesterday becasue they both were intoxicated. That's right, three point threat was squiting when taking a shot because he needed to gainv visual focus on the rim. Arab shirmoogth Danny! I wish I was intoxicated. It would have justified leaving my house last night.
TONY, YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS. THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, AND ME BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE HAD A LOT TO DO WITH IT. I GOTTA SAY THAT BOTH TEAMS PLAYED ****TY IN BOTH GAMES. YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW BAD THESE GAMES SUCK TO WATCH UNTIL U SHOW UP JUST TO WATCH EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE A GAME. THIS IS WHY I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO THANK THEIR SISTERS, GIRLFRIENDS, UNCLES, FATHERS, BROTHERS, FRIENDS, AND WHOEVER ELSE COMES TO WATCH OUR GAMES. THEYRE DEFINATELY THERE BECAUSE THEY LOVE US. IT'S NOT FOR THE GREAT GAMES. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE UPSET WITH ME LAST NIGHT, I'M NOT SORRY. I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE. TO JOHN, I'M GONNA STOP BY AND GRAB A SANDWICH FROM YOUR STORE TODAY ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK, BUT I WANT TREVOR TO MAKE IT, NOT YOU. SAMER, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE. AS LONG AS ZEKE WAS HEALTH, YOU GUYS WERE DOOMED. WAY TO SHOW UP ZEKE, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT 30 MINUTES INTO THE GAME TO HIT A FIELD GOAL. NATE, I'M ALWAYS DOGGIN ON YOU, BUT I GOTTA SAY GOOD **** LAST NIGHT. YOU WERE HITTIN THEM SHOTS. I ESPECIALLY LIKED HOW YOU'D HOLD THE BALL AT THE END HOPING TO GET FOULED SO YOU COULD PAD YOUR STATS, GOOD THINKING. UNLIKE YOUR BROTHER, NOLAN, WHO TOOK ABOUT TWICE AS MANY SHOTS AS NATE, WHICH IS EXTREMELY HARD TO DO, AND HAD ONLY 14 POINTS. TONY AND DANI WERE CLEARLY FRUSTRATED WITH THEIR LACK OF TOUCHES THE WHOLE NIGHT. I THINK THEY TOUCHED THEIR OWN BALLS MORE THAN THEY TOUCHED THE BASKETBALL. I NOTICED THAT DANI HAS AN UNBELIEVABLE ABILITY TO SHOW UP IN BIG GAMES. HE SCORED A WHOPPING ZERO POINTS LAST NIGHT. GOOD JOB BUDDY. STICK TO MAKING DENTURES CAUSE YOU SUCK IN BASKETBALL. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA REPLY WITH "HEY, RAY, WHAT WAS YOUR RECORD? ATLEAST WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS." THAT'S GREAT, BUT YOU MADE THE PLAYOFFS AS A FOURTH SEED IN A SIX TEAM LEAGUE, AND THEN GOT ROCKED IN THE FIRST ROUND, SO YOU STILL SUCK. WE JUST SUCKED MORE. TONY, I ENJOYED YOU STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME JUST BEFORE A TIMEOUT AND ASKING JOEY TO LICK YOUR BALLS. VERY CLASSY. HEY, WHY DO WE LET THESE WESTSIDERS IN THE LEAGUE. THEY'RE SO CLASSLESS. YOU NEED TO BE MORE CLASSY LIKE MYSELF, AND JUST LAUGH UNCONTROLABLY AT SOMEONE ELSE'S FAILURES ALL NIGHT. ANYWAY, I CAN'T WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK, AND WHOEVER IS NOT PLAYING IN THE GAME, YOU'RE INVITED TO MEET ME AROUND 7:00 AT OUTBACK ON 14 & CAMPBELL TO SLAM A FEW DOWN BEFORE THE GAME. IT MAKES THE PLAYOFFS A LOT MORE ENTERTAINING. SPEAKING OF OUTBACK, I'D LIKE TO ADD UP ALL MY EARNINGS THIS SEASON.
JOEY-OWES ME OUTBACK, I THINK IT WAS FROM WEEK 3 OR 4
DANI-OWES ME OUTBACK, I SCORED MORE POINTS THAN HIM THIS SEASON (THAT WAS TOUGH)
NICK-OUTBACK ONCE AGAIN, FOR TAKING SAMER'S SORRY ASS TEAM +5 AGAINST ALEX'S TEAM AND YOU OWE ME A MOVIE, I'D LIKE TO SEE OCEAN'S TWELVE BY THE WAY, EXTRA BUTTER ON THE POPCORN NICK, NOT TOO MUCH SALT, THANK YOU
TONY-OF COURSE YOU OWE BE OUTBACK TOO, AND 5 SHOTS OF PETRONE, JUST MAKE SURE I DON'T DO ALL THE SHOTS AT ONCE, THAT MIGHT GET OUT OF CONTROL, ACTUALLY I'LL TAKE 3 SHOTS, GIVE ONE TO DANI AND ONE TO SAMER, THEY NEED IT AFTER THEIR QUALITY PLAYOFF PERFORMANCES.
ANYWAY, I'M OUT, THAT'S MY 2 CENTS, OR MORE LIKE 5 BUCKS, HAVE A NICE WEEK HOPE TO SEE YOU AT OUTBACK
what up n!gger's, yea it was annoying to lose last night, but Alex's team played great. I cant recall them missing a shot in the second half, they beat us at our own game, they out hustled us and rebounded like crazy. But it was a fun season, thats all we play for is just to have fun, not letting it get to our heads. Yea I am down for Outback all day next week, I aint got sh!t to do, anyone wanna smoke nergila before we go???
But seriously, the block that jeff had on Jalal, was the sickest block of the year, hands down he literally grabbed the ball from the air. Jalal is prolly gonna end up editing the video tape. And to everyone on Real Detroit this year, I had a blast playing w/ you guys, if it was up to me I would draft the exact same team next season. And I will take that shot of Patrone. I dont feel like typing anymore, I'm gonna finish this cigar. Later...
I just want to say congrats to everyone that advanced to the finals, alex's team played almost flawless and deserved the win hands down. Great season Real Detroit. I want to thank everyone (except Joey) for making sacrifices to let me play early games...and after reading Ray's last post, the only way I'm playing in CAL is if Ray plays, he's my CAL hero and everyone that sets up a league needs a RAY RAY.
