I didnt watch too much of the first game, but from what I have heard, the consesus was that Nolan is the worst coach and most selfish player in the history of life. He used his first two picks in the draft on two of the best post players in the game and didnt even play like they were on the court with him. The rumor is the kid (Zane) had a nice coming out party and appears to be leading by a bit in ROY ballots after just one game (only cause you guys lost Tony A.). Also, John B. did his scoring but he got a dose of exactly what the doctor ordered to be a "I dont need to shoot the ball every time I touch the ball" team player, and that dose was in the form of the best team player in the game Cenan, and a nice point, Zane. I dont know of one big man on Their team though, so it is beyond me how Derek D. and Derek P did not dominate the entire game. Well, it is not beyond me so I will guess, Derek D. was either 1) soft when he got the ball (no surprise there) or 2) Did not get the ball b/c Nolan was too busy dribbling with his head down and intent to shoot an off balance runner from three point land and Derek P., well I think he is cursed, he seems to continue to get these players who touch the ball often but were not taught to share as children (Nolan now and Nick/ Nouri last session). Thats enough of this game, Yons team won
In the second game, A.G. (inside team joke for all you sissys that dont know) showed why we all wanted to play together. We ran, we dished, we defended and WE WON!!! I hope for the rest of the league, watching us taught you all the meaning of pass, defend, and effort. Although we came out a bit slow in the first half and J's team came out like flame throwers, we got our sh!t together and started playing, and we dominated. Tony A. had a nice game, however, he lost the battle in addition to the war, as I got one of my Outback dinners back that I owed him, and I got him back for making me look like he took candy from a baby. Unfortunately for J's team, Fadi G. didnt show up, no seriously, was he even in the building? After yelling at Ray for some stupid passes, getting my missed free throws out of the way, watching Zeke miss 16 lay ups b/c he was too tired to jump, and having everybody forget to stay back and pass the ball in the first 6 times we got the ball, we finally got stuff going and dominated. Game OVER!!!
FOr the final game of the night, I will keep this one short. Kieth Shot a lot, Nick sucked, and the committee looked like that sorry team in the movie the "little giants." Good decision to have all of you playing together "we just want to have fun playing together," we'll see how much fun you have dummy's when you are 0-10, Kieth has attempted 784 3 point attempts, Elton has blocked everybody int he league (alasas), Samer has erred in making his bold prediction of 12 per game, Nick averages 19 turn overs and 9 "ahhhh, my clit got hit, didnt you see it ref" per game, and Alex, well, I like Alex and I dont like to talk about him, so I wont say anything. Trev, I know you probably gave effort and it should have been noticed, but I didnt see you on the court to say anything about your performance
I got class, I would love to stay and p!ss all over the Committee "of ufties" but I gotta go take notes
Is this guy really talking sh!t right now...to me it sounds like this the same oofty that didn't show up to the championship game last session...way to go boult!
Nope, its the same boult that helped Fadi carry your sorry ass game there, we couldn only get so far when somebody's ego gets in the way. After sucking for so long, you would think you would start to understand that your not an offensive threat. Actually, your not a defensive threat either, why do you play again?
That's hillarious, I'm getting criticized about my offense by an alesas point guard that can't even go left, can't shoot free throws, and couldn't hit a jumpshot if his life depended on it. Not to mention, criticized about my defense by a guy that makes a guarantee on the championship game against another point guard who he was afraid to guard in the first place, and then ended up getting his sh!t kicked in by. But I guess it's my mistake, why would I pick up a guy that obviously couldn't finish in the first finals against me, and then have him on my side the next session...I just got off the phone with Fadi, he's pretty much disappointed in you, and said you deserved to get smacked for the way you're talking. I told him not to sweat it, and that you're just a big mouth with small game. By the way, I guess you must have amnesia, let me give you a recap of my own, Joe Kejbou drives to the basket, gets stopped on continuous attempts..."Hey Fadi, go to work baby, post up"...looks to me like it was your sorry ass that got carried, and doesn't appreciate the guys that got you there. It's all good, I'd love to keep at this battle of wits with you, but you're obviously unarmed, so I'll just leave it at that.
P.S. I can't believe what kind of person would go and talk about his old teammates like that, especially since not one of said anything about you. But I guess that just goes to show the class of some people. I don't intend to comment on this topic anymore, so have fun with the message board and your fruitless comments.
Elton, if you notice, everybody plays on everybody's team in this league at some point, so when I do the recaps, I have played on a lot of the guys teams that I talk about, its all in fun. However, I did not start the last season choke stuff, since your so witty, maybe you can learn how to scroll up and down and see who brought up choking in the finals first. After you do that, then maybe you can re evaluate who has class and who doesnt. If defending myself is classless, then thats fine, b/c I will be damned if I ever let somebody like you or anybody else talk about me choking and not respond by telling you your flaws. E.G. you travel every play, you throw elbows like an uncoordinated gorilla, and you SHOOT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GET THE BALL, and thats why I was so hesitant to give you the ball in the post.
P.S. I have no problem with you saying fadi carried us, he carries every team he plays on, I am not a scorer, never will be one, and dont care to be either. However, if he ever feels like I didnt do my part or I was not a good teammate, forget him too, b/c him and you are the ones that put your minds together to draft me, not me asking you to play on your team.
P.S. another thing about class, when I go through a whole season of my peers telling me my ego has gotten too big, having surveys about how stupid I have been in thinking being the commish makes me better than everybody, or just flat out acting like an A$$, then tell me I'm classless
Joe K, I see you are as loved on here as you are on the CFL website. But seriously where do you have time to contribute to both websites, I think you need to hire some help.
I can see it 10 years from now when people ask why you dropped out of Law School, And you reply with because I spent every minute on the sports message boards
Elton, I just want to thank you for helping me prove my point about your ego, instead of manning up and admitting you made an A$$ comment about me being classless, you let your pride get the better of you and used your almighty commissioner duties to change "classless" to "fruitless." Congrats, and I hope you dont deny this, b/c Zeke, Tony, and at least Ray all saw it.
And I realize now you said Fadi was disappointed in me, I really hope he isn't and didnt take the not showing up comment to heart, he knows how much i think of him and his game for him to take it personal. If you read this Fadi and you are truly disappointed, give me a call and I will apologize or I will post the apology if that suits u better. It is obvious Elton does not know after all this time that my recaps are all in fun, and I will know to not include him in any comment of mine again. Fadi, I thought you had a bettter sense of humor, but honestly, if I offended you or "disappointed" you, I am 100% serious when i say I will be the first to apologize about any mistake i have made
I have played with joey and against joey, I know we have a lot of fun on the message board, but to say someone is classless when there isn't an ounce of truth to it isn't right. Classless people don't apologize when they think they insulted someone and admit to their their "missed free throws." Let's not get out of hand and ruin a great session and it's because of Fadi's leadership E's aggressive defense and Joey's hustle and unselfish play that got us to the final game
Joey, I never take offense to what you say, but for some reason I did this time! Usually you have a hint of sarcasm when you give your opinion of the games. This time you sounded serious and I think Elton felt the same way. Tony J puts a funny comment after he criticizes somebody,I didnt see that so thats why I felt it was personal. The fact that you said we were DOMINATED when we only lost by 5 points. I love your sense of humor, I love your determination to win, I love your eyes and the way your ass looks in those tight shorts.
I am so glad you see things my way, can I buy you a dinner, a drink, and take you a Sterling Inn some time? Dominated is just a word, didnt really put much thought into which word I wanted to use
Come on now, granted I know we don't know each other that well, but you should know I don't see myself above anyone, I treat people as they treat me, respect first, react second. I guess this started with the choking in the finals comment, in all honesty, I said it for two reasons, and one of those reasons was just to talk **** back and you can say it had a hint of frustration b/c the outcome didn't occur as I hoped it would...so my bad on gearing it towards you. The comments after that were pretty much just swinging back as you did. However, about the big mouth/small game comment I was partly right, you still got a big mouth , but that's cool, it makes things more competitive on the court and on the message board. As far as the small game, not true, you played consistently well last session, and even hit a couple free throws. Anyway, I gave Tony his one compliment for the year, and that one was yours, no more for you biotches until next session. For now, go yourselves.
P.S. The ego label was given to me b/c I benched Fadi for parts of a few games last session right? You should know what my intentions were...it was to show that we could compete with teams whether he was in or not, some people might consider that an ego, I just thought I was having faith in my team. It was a good squad, the Kings will be back.
, but that's cool, it makes things more competitive on the court and on the message board. As far as the small game, not true, you played consistently well last session, and even hit a couple free throws. Anyway, I gave Tony his one compliment for the year, and that one was yours, no more for you biotches until next session. For now, go 
yourselves.
