Nick, first of all, blow me, you ate all of my cheese sticks, I don't care how long I was gone. What kind of gowad eats his boys cheese sticks...aira, you know I'm an only child, I don't share sh!t! Well at least he left me two, did they taste better warm than they did cold?
Tony, what up man...we missed you and everybody else that wasn't able to make it to J's birthday on Saturday, it was a good time. About the stats, you guys need to pay attention to the wording, they are updated, the excel file I use to compile them is complete. However, I do need our league web developer to format the data and publish it to the web, he was a bit under the weather this weekend so please be patient.
You know when I was younger, my grandma told me she would buy me a bike when I got older. I never got that bike. I haven't taken well to broken promises since then so please refrain from promising something you'll dekay delivery on. I appreciate it.
Look bro, when I was like ten my grandma told me that when I turned 16 she would get me whatever car I wanted, I'm like even a custom made S600 Drop top Benz, you know that would be like over a 100k? She's like eh broni, herr muha id ajibli libukh. I tell my dad, he starts laughing at me, I'm like bro, my grandma would not lie to me. Well, it's been a decade and a half now, and I still haven't gotten it. So you know what bro, get over it. Promises are made, some kept some broken. My statement is just delayed, besides, I never said "I promise". You make me feel like a damn politician.
P.s. grandma, if you're reading this, don't worry, I still love you...just have the dolma ready when I come over, thanks.
