Since Zane pronounces my name Yons, I am changing it on the message board Yones, so it's pronounced correctly by all. I just thought you'd like to know that.
And the hero of the last game was Dave Dally scoring a lifetime career high, 11 points, and taking it strong to the basket to get an andone with one second left and sunk the free throw to win the game at 62-60.
We ran the chit out of you guys, Kieth had 14 points, 7 of which from the charity line and 3 of those from a stupid foul I comitted. The only reason I bring upi Kieth is becasue Nick bet me Outback that Keth would drop 20+ on me. NO ONE in this league will ever drop 20+ on me. NO ONE! And if they do, my 4-4 will make sure all they kids don't grow!
Anyway, so the swammy went 3-0 last night huh, not bad not bad.
Ziad...I hate you, but Samer did have that nice a$$ block on you didn't he? I told you not to talk about his hair.
Joey, nice drive...what time you guys gonna pick me up for outback, I'm hungry?
Ray, I don't care how many points you scored (all wide open, except for that fade away which was nice...did you ask Mike to ask his Holy connections to help you sink that shot?)...Either way you still blow!
Dani...you have great teeth
Z, way to hit those open lay-ups...Nick just told me you had 28 points, erub ****ah, that's a lot. Don't worry it won't happen again
Tony, congrats, you won...min buthra. Anyway, I wasn't really paying attention to your matchup, but I didn't see anything where you shut Keith down...I think he got caught up in traffic going to the hole a couple times and we didn't get him the ball that much, I think that's about it. You guys had nice transition points and won by 7 b/c we had to foul at the end, so I don't really consider that getting ran. We play you guys one more time before the playoffs...don't get too cocky, that's my job
by the way, how did your jersey fit, Derek Jeter's said his was too small...I went with a different company this time and I wanted to make sure you or anyone else didn't have the same problem. Let me know.
Elton, I didn't say I shut Kieth down, I just said he didn't drop the 20+ Nick said he would. He got the ball plenty of times by the way. Also, we did run you biotchs. Even thoug you lost by only seve, we didn't attack for the last 3 minutes you gay boy, take all things into consideration.
Also, the jerseys are smaller than theo ones we have now.
FADI G., you are not a guard but even though, You will not drop 20 on me either baby boy. Come on now. Wake up! I still love you bro.
I did not watch anything except the first 8 minutes of the game after ours, so I cant really do much of a recap. I just wanted to say that I am glad Vengeance beat MIB and brought them back down to earth and hopefully showed them they are pure garbage. I am also glad Camel lost, and I find it especially funny that Nathan was not the first on the boards this week, is it b/c he realizes his team got off to a fast start b/c of the soft schedule and that they too are going to show their true colors over the next couple weeks when they are 2-3 by week 5? Finally, Elton, I would like to transfer 3 of my dinners to some of my creditors, I believe I owe Zeke, Tony A, and Ray, my credit rating is really getting hit up, so a prompt payment would be appreciated, that sucks, I didnt even win anything now that I think about it, I had a lot of debt. Finally, to Nick and the rest of you fags who think he is the greatest point guard on earth, I had 4 points yesterday, but still had 10X the impact on the game that he did, one word Nick, DEFENSE.
Great game Familia, Ray I hate you and will continue to throw you bad passes b/c I hate you. Tony, way to lock down Kieth even though he will say he was just off, what a surprise right, he finds himself off on half court attempts. Zeke way to miss out on that 30 point plateua with two missed layups and 16.4% shooting from the line. Ziad I like you on your team and have no criticsm. Dani, drink up. Elton, when I got switched to you, I let you score b/c your elbows are uncoordinated and scare me. Nick, your a Pu$$y. Samer, just shave your head. Alex, I liked you til I realized your a smart a$$ to, so you can blow me. and Calvin since you are not really a part of their team, I say nothing except your lucky.
Listen, all I have to say is, if I have to pay for anybody's dinner, I'm not driving...you wanna eat? Then you better come pick me up! Second of all, my elbows do not have a mind of their own, so you and Ray need to stop referencing them. Besides, I wasn't geeked about scoring on you down low, no offense, it's not like it was a challenge or anything. Now if I took you off the dribble (if my team ever let me dribble) and you fell on your a$$, that I would take credit for. However, I will take credit for that and 1 on Zeke, but not for the one on Tony, b/c I think they had a bad angle and it probably looked like he fouled me but it was just a slight bump, Tony you know I'm too strong for you. Don't get mad However, the next time down, one of you gowads hit my forearm on the shot and I didn't get a call...I guess it's one for one.
Ray you fukcing azzhole, if it wasn't for your "Corky" type of pass, MIB would have 0-3 to start the season. However, your "corky" like pass alowwed them to be 1-2 ans that one win coming from a two point margin. I wonder if they're in desperate need of a fifth rounder now! What do you think Nick?
In regards to the best point guard in the league, I must say it is Joey K., only because I haven't played with Nick yet and because he is what Zeke and I are used to playing with. Running the ball up at all times, cutting, etc. Nick, I think you're good as well and I must say the to ptwo slots are occupied by you and Joey. You've got a better jump shot than Joey, you got better free thows than Joey, your dribbling is even a bit more fundemental than Joey's but Joey's got you on pure hustle, speed, leading the fast break, and defense.
For every point you outscored Joey by last night, he made up for it with assists. What did you drop yesterday 14 points and 8 assists to equal a total of 30 points. Joey had 4 points and dropped 10 assists to Zeke alone which equates to be 24 points. That doesn't include the dimes he dropped on me, Ray and Dani. That also is not to mention the steals he had.
All I am saying is that it's a close race. I don't think you can waht Joey is doing with our team and I don't think he play your role on your team. Either way, I still hate you Nick.
However, the next time down, one of you gowads hit my forearm on the shot and I didn't get a call...I guess it's one for one.
