I'D LIKE TO START OFF BY SAYING TO ELTON ONCE AGAIN, STAY OFF THE ****ING MESSAGE BOARD. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, AND U CAN'T TALK **** BECAUSE YOU SUCK, SO LET IT GO. GO DO WHATEVER COMMISIONER THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING. ANOTHER THING, I THINK IT'S SO GAY WHEN YOU GUYS COME ON HERE AND POST THINGS IN CHALDEAN, AND IF YOU DO, MAKE SURE IT'S CHALDEAN, NOT ARABIC, NOT POINTING ANY NAMES, TREVOR. IT'S HUTHEYI, OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT, NOT JAHOODEY, OR HOWEVER YOU SPELLED IT. CAUSE THAT'S ARABIC, JUT ONE OF MY PET PEEVES. I'M SICK OF GUYS MAKING DEFENSIVE EXCUSES. WE WERE PLAYING ZONE, I WAS NOT IN THE GAME, WE HAD SWITCHED TO GUARDING A DIFFERENT GUY BECAUSE OF A PICK AND ROLL. SHUT THE **** UP. STOP TALKING ABOUT INDIVIDUAL DEFENSE. IF YOU'RE PLAYING GREAT D, AND YOUR TEAMMATE ****ED UP, YOU LOSE. SO WHETHER IT'S INDIVIDUAL OR TEAM DEFENSE, YOU GOT SPANKED. SHUT THE **** UP. DAMN. GET ON YOUR TEAMMATES CASE SO NEXT TIME YOU DON'T LOOK SO BAD. WELL ELTON, I GUESS THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU, CAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, YOU LOOK LIKE OPEN ASS. WHY DON'T YOU QUIT TALKING ABOUT BIG DOC, AND GO BACK TO YOUR PIECE OF **** TOILET CLEANING JOB AT NEXTEL. WHEN THE TOILETS GET CLEAN, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TALK TO THE REAL ENGINEERS AND ASK THEM TO GET TO WORK, SO WHEN SOMEONE CALLS MY PHONE, IT DOESN'T SAY "PLEASE HOLD WHILE THE NEXTEL SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS LOCATED" I'M RIGHT ****ING HERE, NOT IN THE ****ING AMAZON. IT'S METRO DETROIT, FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M NOT THAT HARD TO FIND. OH AND TAMEEM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLAYSTATION GAME YOU WERE PLAYING IN YOUR DREAMS WHEN YOU BEAT US BY 20, BUT THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DRIVE BASELINE AGAINST US. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT MOVE BY TOMORROW, WHICH MIGHT BE KINDA HARD SINCE YOU'VE BEEN STUCK ON THE SAME ONE FOR THE FIRST 19 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. WHILE YOUR TEAM IS CRYING ABOUT NOT HAVING THEIR CAPTAIN AND STAR HEART SURGEON, WE'LL BE SMOKING CIGARS, LAUGHING ABOUT HOW BAD WE SMOKED YOU DONKEYS, I MEAN CAMELS. AFTER WE BEAT YOU GUYS, I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY EXCUSES LIKE "IF WE HAD NATE, WE WOULD HAVE WON. IF WE HAD FADI, WAH WAH." YEAH YEAH, IF MY AUNT HAD A DICK, SHE'D BE MY UNCLE, SO SUCK IT UP. OR IN ELTON'S CASE SUCK IT HARD. BY THE WAY, FADI, DID JALAL GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK. I DON'T THINK SO. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD ASK PERMISSION FROM THE FIRST SCORING OPTION ON YOUR TEAM BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH. DAVE, WHAT ROUND WERE YOU DRAFTED IN. IF WE WERE THE MOB, WE STILL WOULDN'T WASTE A BULLET ON YOUR MISERABLE ASS. I FIGURE THE WORST THING WE COULD DO TO YOU IS LET YOU LIVE INSTEAD OF DOING YOU A FAVOR AND ENDING YOUR SORRY EXISTENCE. ESCALADE, DO ME A FAVOR, SEE TO IT THAT YOUR BROTHER ISN'T ABLE TO TYPE ANYMORE AFTER TONIGHT. I'M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED THAT HE LEARNED HOW TO USE A COMPUTER. MAYBE HE COULD TEACH NAPON LATER. IN CONCLUSION, YOU CAN ALL BLOW ME, EXCEPT FOR MY TEAMMATES, UNLESS YOU WANT MORE PLAYING TIME. IN WHICH CASE, BLOWING ME WOULD DEFINATELY INVITE FAVORITISM. OH ELTON, BY THE WAY, YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE SOME HAIR TIPS FROM DANI, YOU LOOK LIKE SOME OF THE GUYS I SEE IN WEDDING VIDEOS FROM BACK HOME BRO, WHAT'S UP WITH THE ALAN THICKE LOOK. ACTUALLY SAMER, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU MIGHT WANNA CALL DANI TOO. KEITH, HABIBI, YOU'RE MY BOY, BUT I GOTTA KEEP REPEATING TO YOU THAT THIS AIN'T MTV ROCK AND JOCK, THERE ARE NO 25 POINTERS, ONLY 3 POINTERS, MOVE UP BRO, IT'S NOT THAT BAD ON THIS SIDE OF THE HALF COURT LINE. TRY IT COME ON. NICK, TRY JACKING OFF, IT'S GREAT, AND TELL EMIL TO TRY SHAVING, HE LOOKS LIKE THE LAST SAMURAI. ALRIGHT I'M TIRED, I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES, WHAT SHOULD I SEE, HITCH, OR ATTACK ON PRECINCT 13, TOUGH ONE? LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS.
AS for tomm night, it doesnt matter who's filling in for Team Camel, me, Tameen, Napon, and Jeff will play hard as usual and it should be a real competetive game. SOrry to hear about your ankle NAte, maybe Fadi E can prescribe you some crazy stuff to have you back sooner than expected. However, Expect some surprise perfromances tomm night by Team Camel, cant wait.
Hey Ray, let's re-enact week 2, seconds winding down and you're pushing the ball up the court with two or three open teammates in front of you, pass it to them? No, for what, let's stop in the middle of the court turn sideways and chuck the ball halfway across the gym...way to go genius...f^cking moron. Don't talk about my hair trick, it froes up with no gel, I'm not trying to get the attention from your faggot ass, I still say it's better than that skateboard ramp you have on your head.
p.s. Tell nate to put me on his team tomorrow, and see what kind of familia problems you guys will have.
I think we've rubbed just about every single person the wrong way now. What do you think La Familia? I'm loving it though. I'm just waiting for some dumb ass to take it seriuos and start some chit.
Jealousy and Envy are not ways of life guys. Ifyou need lessons on a team concept, feel free to ask and we'll fill u in.
Elton, how come there has not been any mention of keeping the championship team together? Are you afraid you'll have to face LA FAMILIA again for an entire season?
Elton, its not up to me, but I dont mind you taking Nates place at all, especially with the fact that you want to play this team bad and I know you'll play hard.
Tony, you guys have to win first homey, then we'll start talking franchise...for some reason I have a feeling that by the end of the season you guys will hang Ray by his original name he had for the team...kick Dani to the curb by the liquor store, Joey will still be launching shots to make up for all the passes he dished in the first three games, Zeke will be puling his hair out b/c he'll be wondering why he's not getting the ball anymore, Ziad will be up to his knees in swedish fish, doritos and crown royals that he owes me, and you, you will still be on your soapbox praising your defensive tenacity, b/c no one will ever drop 20 on Tony, except for that one abid that's in the NBA right now. Good luck boys, it's a tall order to complete.
Jeff, thanks for your vote of confidence, but your ho ass captain hasn't called me back. If I don't play on your team, just remember this, make joey go left, front zeke, you'll be fine with that but if he gets the ball deny the baseline and make him go for that off balance hook (thanks joey), for Tony Dani and Ray, just set a bottle of Petrone (Petrous?) in front of them and they'll sit around it like cavemen when tehy discovered fire. Ziad who? Oh yeah, and in case you haven't been reading the message board for the past year, Tony is a defensive genius, you guys are out of luck with that one.
Hey Nate, I called you twice you abid, at least pick up the phone, I wasn't going to ask you to play right away, I was going to ask how your scrotum or esophagus was doing, what ever it was you broke, and then ask if I could play.
Elton, I love the fact you are suggesting game strategies when your sorry azz just played us last week and you were left looking like a LOSER!
Anyway, front Zeke, make Joey go left, etc. We will still tax your azz tonight. Elton, the day will come when someone will drop 20 on me but not consistently and if you haven't rrealized, no has dropped 20 on me yet in three sessions you offti. Not the greatest point guard Nick, not the greatest offensive threat Kieth,and especially not your bitch azz.
I love how all of you offensive minded Fukcs are upset that a new comer pointed out the obvious. Very few play defense. If you have noticed, my big mouth has done the league some good. People are actually starting to take pride in defense. Thank me biotch and send me my check. Just kidding bro.
Leave me alone, I don't want to talk chit. I am oppossed to teh confidence my team has and the will it imposes on you boulti's
At least you gotta take affirmative steps to game plan for me E. Most teams game play against you and take this aprroach "dont cover him, let him travel on his own and then throw up an awful shot with 3% chance of going in"
