First off i want to say that i am sorry to everyone in the league, i feel dumb for doing what i have been doing but there are reasons why i do it.

1.im a fag and secretly i like everyone in the league and want to have a big orgy with you guys

2.i really suck at basketball and i wish i could play a little bit more but i suck so bad noone will let me

3.i have a small cock and i make up for it with big talk

4.samer is better than me and that makes me mad. sorry samer

5.i want to see yonos d!(k

6.i want to be as good as john b (sorry john for saying i can take you and both tonys on, the truth is i cant even finish jacking off because i get to tired.  do u know how much it sucks when you give urself blue balls!!!!)  Tell trevor i said sorry too, he had nothing to do with this, plus i hear hes really busy and he doesnt have time for a biotch like me so ill keep him out of it. 

I guess you guys can see why i am the way i am and why i feel like i have to make fun of everyone, cause deep down i am a real big biotch and i have no respect for myself.  i just want to say sorry again.