Listen Big Dik Head,  we have the same record as 3 other teams 5-5 and the black eye is from hitting your knee when i dove for the ball at half court, but i should have known your non-hustling as* wouldn't dive for a loose ball.  Danny please be kind enough to go to Hallmark and get Joey Tony and Ray and the rest of your team a card to thank them for carrying your no heart non athletic non hustling let me get a fold out chair and a mai tai and sit behind the three point line as* to the playoffs. (with the same record as us)      I still love you though but the truth must be told

I knew you couldn't hold out for too long Moe.