I’d like to take this time to let everyone know that before the second game tonight we will be taking donations for the Jeter Relief Fund For Thumbs Across America, also known as the, JRFFTAA. Any donation will do, we need to raise the money to reattach this poor mans severed thumb.
FUCK YOU JETER, YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER. I HATE YOU. HEY TONY, LOOK AT ME, I MADE MY FREE THROWS, FAG. FUCKING BABY. I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE CHOPPED OFF YOUR WHOLE FUCKING HAND. ANYWAY I DIDN'T REALIZE WE WERE THE FIRST GAME TONIGHT. OH NO, I GOTTA CALL NAPAM AND TELL HIM THERE'S A GAME TONIGHT.
