What a surprise Tony is the first one to talk. To answer your question nooooo he hasnt and u just watch and see Mr. Jarbo and one more thing now its time for me to talk some crap. Tony what have u done this season besides Keith telling u what to do.
Sorry Clint your wrong, Keith doesnt tell Tony what to do, I tell him, and did u just get a computer or something, testing out a new internet connection? thats one too many posts for your first time on.
Sorry guys, but yoiu are both wrong. Samer you don't tell me what to do and Clint, neither does Kieth. What have I done, besides the first two games, I have averaged 16 points a game, had 4-5 assists, and played pretty good defense.
I would ask what you do, but the entire league already knows. Every Wednesday night, you go camping. The camp sight is called "3 Point perimeter...All Day".. Please don't get confused in who you are talking to. It's MR. Jarbou with a "U" fool. You need to ask your 1st round pick, why he hasn't been able to carry your team and why you are a liability unless you are WIDE open. CLint, you were one of the few I liked in the league. You have now joined the ranks of Nate, Nick, and Elton...
Tony J im sorry and i ask for your love and forgivness. Just do me one favor and the next time we are playing against eachother please Guard me and i will show u what i can do besides just shooting the ball. Peace my brother
Why does everyone always have to affiliate my name with something bad? Go f#$k yourself Tony, I fixed your b!tch ass point total to reflect alesas what you scored and thats the thanks I get...and by the way, you better wear your jersey tomorrow or there is a $20 fine (I know it's hefty, but bear with me, I'm trying to instill order in this world).
Tony, I dont need to carry this team, they weigh to much and my back hurts. Thank you for the criticisms and I think what Clint is trying to say is he gurantee's he will play hard every game for the rest of the season.
Clint, don't get a head of yourslef my man. You don't want me to guard you and I wouldn't because Dani K. can handle that job. I would guard someone else that actually will make me work while i'm on the court.
Fadi, I'm glad Clint has made that promise to play hard 100% of the time, because you are known to slack up and down the court when you don't get a foul called for you EVERYTIME you touch the ball. I know Iknow, no one can stop you and you get fouled all the time. Man, you are satarting to sound like John B.
Elton, shut your mouth before I put my cock in it. You didn't fix ****, although I was 1-8 from the free thow line (sitings of Joey K.) I had 19 points but yet you still ahve Keith as the leading scorer at 18. There is no way, I am not averaging double digits you fag. But it's cool, as long as we win and Dave and Samer get to double digits, it's all good.
Clint, you made a comment about Kieth telling me what to do on the court. If memory serves me correctly, in the 2 or 3 seasons you have played with Kieth, wasn't he averaging 25 points a game to carry you? Listen, the three point to you is like that electric fence for dogs, if you come across it, you will get shocked. In your case, the league would be the one that is shocked if you crossed that line. I hate you, I cant stand you, and Don't forget to bring the same length socks tonight. I don't know if you're trying to impersonate Allen Iverson with that arm sock, or an abed with one sock that goes to your knee while the other is at your ankle.
But anyway, thanks for mentioning my name in your posts, the message board has been pretty boring lately and I needed something to do.
Bye now, don't think you will beat a good team tonight. If you lose tonight, just blame it on Fadi..
Tony J wow man i was just playin dude and like i said before im sooo sorry that i pissed u off man Wait u wanna know something Tony Balogna the reason y Dani guards me is hmmmmm how about u PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE guard me next game and thats all i ask man. Dani man i love u, your a very good defense of player alot better then Tony J the person who lost us a game this season wearing his Pumas lol
Damn im suprised u havnt trash talked about me coming off the bench yet please dont Tony cause im a team player and like i said i actually think were the best team now that we have Joey back.
Tony, shut up biatch, I fixed your overall point total and that alesas 18 point game you had, whatever, either way I took your word for it. Your point totals for week 1-6 have been 6, 5, 5, 11, 18, 12 which equals 57 pts...over six games that brings your average to just under 10pts/game. So bring your knee pads tonight, I'm expecting you to apologize in front of everyone and say that I'm the best commissioner ever...actually you know what, forget the knee pads, b/c I'm sure you could do the job standing straight up.
6, 5, 13, 15, 18, and 19 for a total of 61. for an average of 10.1 you gay boy. THERE IS NO WAY I HAD 12 POINTS LAST GAME YOU LOSER. I HAD 2 - 3 Pointers, 1- Free throw. THat is 7 points right there. There is noi mathematic way I could have had 12 points considering the rest were 2 pointers. As I said that was 7 right there and I had 6 buckets on Mars. That would be 12 plus the 7 would equal 19. THanks you very much.
Habibi, shikyathy, are you trying to say my statisticians are shorting you points? It doesn't make sense, not 7 points worth, that's just preposterus! That is ofcourse unless it's Jeter doing stats, b/c he hates you, and your fat arms...he probably sits there and decides whcih baskets he thinks you deserve. I suggest you either be quiet and dont complain, or after every time you score run over to the scorers table and be sure they got you down for your points...otherwise, from now on, as long as the final score matches the total score of players, no more adjustments! Besides, there's no way you could drop 19 on mars, he locked your ass down!!!
I am volanteering some of my points on the stat sheet to go towards Tony J. Seeing your posts about your stats has made me want to shoot myself. But then I thought Tony J would be upset since he loves me so much. In my book as of right now Tony J is averaging 15 points a game. Good job bro, keep up the good work.
Nate, Please don't get involved in my conversations with Elton. It is done in good fun and the last thing we need is a clown such as yourself to join in. Please go straighten out someones back or foot.
Fadi, I know I know, I suck bro. I can't play offense, can't play defense, anddon't know what Zone defense is. Oh, sure I do, that's what we used to shut you team down and hand you a loss.
Samer, Yes I was on Kieth's team for one of those seasons. My first season. That was when the go to Options went as Kieth, Kieth, Kieth, and then Steve, Calvin, Clint, and I was somehwere in there. That should tell you something.
Elton, I am hiring my own stats keeper. I will pay her with the money from the league of that is okay with you. I know there is extra cash, Nick proves that evrytime I see him. In regards to Jeter, he is just sensitive. He can dish out the fat jokes but he can't take them when someone points out his big nose, his stank breath, or even his flabby arms. I still locve him though.
besides Keith telling u what to do.
Wait u wanna know something Tony Balogna the reason y Dani guards me is hmmmmm how about u PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE guard me next game and thats all i ask man. Dani man i love u, your a very good defense of player alot better then Tony J the person who lost us a game this season wearing his Pumas lol
