Ray, please shed some light on the most recent public cries from Shaq Daddy. Rumor has it that he has it in for you and your team due to your decision to release the no good pices of **** a couple seasons ago. He feels his twin tower days have come to end and would like to join forces with His favorite Point Guard, Joey K. and would like to prove his value over the arguably best big man in the league, Zeke.
Thanks in advance for your immediate repsonse.....
Head of basketball operations
P.S. I have included statmenets from the trade a couple seasons ago.
Name: RAY RAY
Date: Jan 21, 2005 Views: 98
SHAQ'S BEEN TRADED
OUR SOURCES INFORMED US THAT FADI "BIG DADDY" GULLI HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR A SPECIFIC ANOBOLIC (DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?) SUBSTANCE DURING A RANDOM DRUG SCREANING THURSDAY NIGHT FOLLOWING THE DRAFT. ALTHOUGH LEAGUE OFFICIALS HAVE NOT CONFIRMED THAT THIS SUBSTANCE CONTAINS STEROIDS, REIMAN SAMANO, TEAM CAPTAIN AND MOST VALUABLE OFFENSIVE THREAT, DID NOT HESITATE TO TRADE THE INJURY PRONE CENTER TO JALAL'S TEAM. AGAIN, THESE SPECULATIONS HAVE NOT YET BEEN CONFIRMED, BUT WE ARE HEARING THAT JALAL DALLO GAVE UP FORMER ALLSTAR MVP AND SEASONED VETERAN ZEKE ARAFAT, A LONG SILVER CHAIN WITH A HUGE CROSS, AND AN UNDISCLOSED SUM OF CASH IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE TROUBLE PLAGUED STAR. IN AN INTERVIEW THIS MORNING, REIMAN HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT HIS DECISION...."WE HAVE A NO TOLERANCE POLICY HERE IN MANGESH, AND IF THESE DAMN ROCK THROWERS DON'T WANNA UNDERSTAND THAT, THEY'LL BE NEXT TO GO. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ISSUES TO DEAL WITH AS IT IS WITH JOEY AND TONY'S PAST HISTORY. WE'RE HOPING THAT OUR MATURE VETERANS, ESCALADE AND DR. K(NO RELATION TO DR. J) CAN SHED SOME LIGHT ON THESE TROUBLED STARS AND POINT THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. THAT'S ALL I HAVE AT THIS TIME. PLEASE, THAT'S ALL I HAVE, GET THAT ****ING CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE." AGAIN, WE ARE AWAITING A FINAL WORD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS ALMOST A DONE DEAL. WE'LL DEFINATELY KEEP THE CAL MEMBERS UPDATED AS SOON AS WE HERE MORE.
First and foremost, I'd like to make a statement about Tony Jarbou, since I gave up swearing for lent I'll try to be as polite as possible, you're a homosexual. Do not try to disrupt my team, I will end you.
Thank you
Tony AO,
Don't ever swear at anyone on our team ever again...I'll let it slide this time since you're new to our organization...for future reference, please do not be fooled by false statements made by the alesas Head Of Basketball Operations, Tony Jarbou...if you read into it a little deeper, you'll see that the initials of his title read H.O.B.O...with that, what I'm trying to tell you is, his comments are as credible as Nick's defensive/masturbation skills.
Did you tell me fuk you, Fuck you b!tch. Two more weeks and I will end you football and basketball career. Elton check him before I lose my shoe in his ass!
I believe that it wasn't Tony AO b/c he doesn't put the period after the A in his posts.
However, Tony Jarbou is the damn devil...I don't know if I just hallucinate or what, but do you guys notice that when Tony J laughs his eyes turn red and little horns come out of his head, or is it just me?
Come on Tony, habibi, please think for a minute...who do you think setup the MB? Ask yourself, am I really not going to know who said what (who knows)? Regardless, I just wanted to bust your balls a bit. Besides that, it was too obvious...all of your posts are "Tony J.", the post dogging Fadi was "Tony A.", but Tony A signs his posts "Tony A"...so basically what I'm saying is, that all middle fingers point at you bro...you're still my favorite fifth rounder though.
p.s. Joey, how are you going to bench players on my team? Please stick to things you're good at like slapping around your captain, creating amusing posts, and planning zeke's retirement party.
Uh, Tony J, this is J Dollar and yes, I am living proof that boxing is safer than basketball. The two top teeth have been permanently traumatized by the fracture and will have to be replaced with implants. March 3rd will be the anniversary.
