SAMER, IF THIS WEBSITE ISN'T UPDATED, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE DEATH AROUND THE CORNA IN YOUR FUTURE. BIAAAAAAAAAAAATCH. "I'M HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH MY COMPUTER" WHAT KIND OF BS EXCUSE IS THAT. DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES, GIVE ME RESULTS DAMN IT. BY THE WAY, NICE BLOCK LAST WEEK.
Ray I need my windshield fixed, would you believe the damndest thing happened Saturday afternoon, my car was parked in front of my sisters house in the MIDDLE OF A SUBDIVISION (Not anywhere near a golf course or road), and it got hit by a golf ball and cracked it...
JOEY, LEAVE TONY ALONE. I'M SURE HE'S A LITTLE DOWN ON HIMSELF. I SMOKED HIM IN FANTASY FOOTBALL THIS WEEK, AND ON TOP OF THAT, MY TEAM IS GONNA SMOKE HIS TEAM THIS WEEK. POOR TONY.
Joey, bro you had me laughing so hard this morning. I didn't break chit but I'll be more than happy to pay for your windshield.
As for you Ray, you did not beat me in fantasy football this week you loser adn I will bet whatever you want that you guys don't beat us this Wednesday.
HEY DEREK, AKA, SOFTY INTERNATIONAL. I THINK I PROVED LAST SEASON THAT I CAN SCORE. BY THE WAY, I SCORED 7 POINTS, NOT 5, 2 FIELD GOALS, AND 3 FREE THROWS EQUALS 7. HOWEVER, NONE OF THAT STUFF MATTERS. I WAS SCORING LAST SEASON, BUT MY TEAM WAS DEAD LAST. THAT WASN'T A LOT OF FUN. THIS SEASON, I DON'T HAVE TO SCORE. HAVE YOU SEEN OUR SICK ASS ROSTER? ANYONE OF THESE GUYS CAN PUT UP 25 PLUS POINTS A NIGHT. IN THE MEAN TIME, I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SIT IN THE PAINT AND CLEAR OUT YOU SO CALLED "BIG MEN" OUT OF THE WAY AND GRAB EVERY BOARD I CAN. I'LL TAKE MY GARBAGE BUCKETS THIS SEASON. IF I SCORE 2 POINTS A GAME AND WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP, THAT'LL BE GREAT. IT MAY NOT LOOK PRETTY, BUT I KNOW MY TEAM KNOWS HOW VALUABLE I AM, UNLIKE YOUR TEAM WHO PROBABLY SHOWS UP WORRIED EVERY NIGHT ABOUT THEIR BIG MAN. "IS HE GONNA SHOW UP, OR IS HE NOT?" SO DOG MY STATS ALL YOU WANT, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, MY TEAM WILL HAVE A WIN, AND THAT'S A STAT YOU CAN COUNT ON. FOR ESPN, I'M RAY RAY, REPORTING LIVE.
Window boy, where the F**k is my t-shirt, if I dont get it by wednesday, no stats for you, and the league can blame you for no stats, but if I do get it, the stats will be updated Thursday, yea that was a sick ass block, I feel bad for steve, I'm always blocking him.
HOW DO YOU STOP A TEAM THAT SHOOT'S 100% FROM THE FREETHROW LINE. OUR TEAM MAKES NO MISTAKES. CHECK THE STATS FOR THE WEEK. YOU'LL SEE HOW GOOD WE OUR. 4 SCORERS IN THE TOP 10, THE TOP 2 LEADING SCORERS. WOW.
Yeah but the Lions didn't go 2-0 by beating 2 of the top teams in the League.
Ray, I got one question for you, who's gonna run the court with me and Nolan. Kieth can't run fast break transition defense, and Tameem won't be able to becasue he'll be down low trying to get rebounds. I'll take me and Nolan in a fast break against you and Jalal all day.....If you guys don't blow us out, you guys won't win.... That simple. You guys almost lost to Sameer's team. Not to knock them but they don't have a good big man. Who's going to gaurd Derek?
When we get up on you guys, Kieth will call a time out and ask you if you guys are ready to play.... He won't point out anything or strategize. It'll be
Listen, I'm not going to make a prediction but I promoise you that you will have to blow us out otherwise, we'll put the finishing touch on you guys that Sameer's team couldn't.....So, look down at your balls and ask those raisins to buck up and expand so you can have a better chance at winning!!
WELL THEN, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO BLOW YOU OUT. YOU AND NOLAN ON A FAST BREAK? OVER ME AND JALAL? WHAT THE HELL KINDA STRADEGY IS THAT. IS THAT THE SAME TYPE OF STRADEGY YOU USED WHEN DRAFTING YOUR SORRY ASS FANTASY TEAM. YOU CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY ME? YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES OF THE DAY YOUR TEAM PLAYS MINE. ZEKE WOULD HAVE NIGHTMARES TOO, IF HE WASN'T TOO BUSY HAVING WET DREAMS, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER TOPIC, WE WON'T GET INTO THAT. SORRY ZEKE, DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL EVERYONE. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FIRST PLACE TEAM THAT'S AVERAGING ALMOST TWENTY POINTS MORE THAN THE SECOND HIGHEST POINTS LEADER? BACK TO BASKETBALL, AS SOON AS WE TAKE A 6 POINT LEAD, NOLAN WILL PANIC AND START JACKING UP SHOTS WITH THREE GUYS IN HIS FACE, AND THE REST OF YOU JOKES WILL GET FRUSTRATED AND START YELLING AT EACH OTHER, WHILE JETER TRIPS AND FALLS OVER HIS OWN FEET AND TAKES HIMSELF OUT OF THE PLAY. ALL I GOTTA SAY IS ANY TEAM WITH DANI AS A SCORING OPTION IS IN BIG TROUBLE. HE'S A CHOKER, JUST ASK KEITH ABOUT DANI'S THREE POINT CONTEST CHOKES. HE'S THE SAME IN A REAL GAME. IT'S NOT IN HIS BLOOD TO COME UP BIG. AFTER ALL, HE'S A KEJBOU.
No, go right ahead and talk, I choked in one moment, I was pretty clutch in helping my team come back in the finals and every other game of the year dummy, you knwo what he worst part is Ray, you claim to be this great D player and rebounder and stuff, but despite giving up a few inches and plenty of Lb's, I can still post you up and out sky you for a rebound, suck it good, see you tomorrow night, and tony is gonna rape you guys tomorrow, get em boy
JOEY, YOU RETARD, GOOD JOB HELPING YOUR TEAM COME BACK IN THE FINALS, THAT WAS A GREAT VICTORY FOR YOUR TEAM........OH WAIT, NEVERMIND. YES, YOU CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN ME, BUT REBOUNDS AREN'T ABOUT JUMPING, THEY'RE ABOUT BOXING OUT, ALTHOUGH IN THIS LEAGUE, IT DOESN'T MATTER, CAUSE IF YOU BOX OUT, SOMEONE LIKE YOU, JUST JUMPS OVER MY BACK AND THERE'S USUALLY NO FOUL CALLED ANYWAYS, SO I GUESS YOU ARE A BETTER REBOUNDER THAN ME, BUT YOU'RE STILL GAY, SO THAT DISQUALIFIES YOU FROM ANY REBOUNDING AWARDS. SORRY
(Tameem) How do you spell Darko'
