SOME REAL COMPETETION

Date: Oct 5, 2004

SOME REAL COMPETETION

Date: Oct 5, 2004

Hey west sider, You must know who I am because I tore up both the leagues on the west side. The tuesday and thursday one. So if you think that you could get 6 or 7 of your best players and we get ours, we can set it up anytime you want.

Date: Oct 6, 2004

Let 'em know Nick!

Date: Oct 6, 2004

I'll tell you what, I was at that league yesterday as a spectator and in the 2 games I watched, there was no talent. There were a couple that bascially hustle and get it done but the rest were just there to help drop some of the dust off of their shoulders by running around.

When a certain individual (won't mention names) drops 30 and is the star on the court, there is something wrong. HMMMM could I be talking about teh person who sent us the invitation to their ass kicking!!

Anyway, I'll let Nick handle this one like a man like he man handled you guys on the court.

Date: Oct 6, 2004

NICK, I HAVE SEEN YOU PLAY AND YOU PLAY AS SOFT AS AN 8TH GRADE GIRLS BASKETBALL PLAYER.

TONY I WILL HAVE TO AGREE IT WAS A SLOPPY GAME, BUT IT WAS OUR DEFENSE THAT MADE THE TEAM WE PLAYED LOOK SO SLOPPY. I KNOW YOU WERE IN AWWW WATCHING OUR TEAM PLAY. YOUR TONGUE WAS HANGIN OUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I DON'T KNOW WETHER U LOVED OUR GAME OR YOUR FAT ASS WAS THINKING ABOUT A BIG MAC.

Date: Oct 6, 2004

In aww....................? You fag!

I have put on a few lbs but this fat ass will run circles around you. My waste size might be bigger than yours (not to mentioned something else) but atleast when I shop, I go to the mens section and not the ladies section and ask for a size zero!! I was in aww because I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Especially for a league that acts like its as desired as Britney Spears pootang. No wonder that league has been afraid to let me and Zeke in it. I would have to buy toilet tissue for the season becasue I'd be wiping my ass with you.

Listen Mr. uncoordinated, olive oil look alike. I got one question for you. When you take a shot, why do you stick your ass out as if you are ready to be corked by your gay lover? It was the funniest thing I've seen. Oh and in reference to your defense, your justification for great defense was about as justified as Micheal Jackson touching little boys. Do you like little boys? You guys were playing old folks. Take a look at your competition that night and seriously ask yourself if you can pat yourself on your back for beating that team..

~ If it's not one Kejbo, it's another! Get off my chat borad BIOTCH!!

Date: Oct 6, 2004

OLIVER MILLER WHEN EVER YOU WANT TO PLAY LET ME KNOW. PLAYER HATIN ASS B****! GET YOUR TEAM TOGETHER H*!

Date: Oct 6, 2004

Oliver Miller didn't have my defense nor my offsensive skills pal.

When ever you wanna go for a g note one on one, I'll take that bet.

Date: Oct 6, 2004

AND WHY THE F%%^ U LOOKING AT MY ASS ANYWAY U HOMO? ZEKE THROW THIS B**** BACK IN THE COOLER, SOME 40'S NEED TO BE FILLED UP.

Date: Oct 6, 2004

Arab shirmoohh! That damn cooler was cold bro. I filled up his one cooler door and for payment I had 2 40 oz beers, a pack of ciggs and was able to watch T.V...

Oh and I waited on customers... That were always 15 cents short..

And ohh baby, that ass is nice, I can't wait for us to play one on one sweetheart!

Date: Oct 6, 2004

ERUP KUTA JOEY IS RIGHT U MAKE 20 GRAND A WEEKEND OFF FOOTBALL AND U R FILLING UP BEER COOLERS FOR $8 AN HOUR. AWWWWWAAAFFFFFIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! I WIL HAVE U BENT OVER WHEN WE BEAT U BIIIIAAATTCCCHHHH!

Date: Oct 7, 2004

What's fuc@ed up is that I 32oz.'s on the 40 oz. shelf. Zeke went crazy. It was cold in that cooler bro, I was just grabbing and throwing them up.

Date: Oct 7, 2004

Listen, I don't mind the friendly trash talking and competitive spirit...but you guys need to take that gay sh!t to another message board.

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Was that Mr. Commissioner talking or Phil Jackson?

Date: Oct 8, 2004

That was Phil, The same Phil who benched shaq for 8 min of the first half. Do that again and you will see the first fixed C.A.L game.

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Tony, that was the captain of the Kings talking...also the same guy who's going to hand you your first loss, that is unless Real Detroit does first. Then we'll do it second...either way, the Kings will rule!

P.S. I'm just curious how a game can be fixed from the bench?

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Simple, you tell everyone i'm starting the point spread goes up to -20 and you bench me for eight minutes then you win by only 12. Use that brain in that BIG ASS Head of yours. If you need details ask tony.

Date: Oct 8, 2004

I knew that Phil Jackson won a lot of titles in his career but never did I think he would bench Shaq and play Elton CAMPBELL!! In regards to our first loss, believe me and you can quote me on this, WE WILL NOT LOSE TO REAL DETROIT!!! I wouldn't even drop us for a loss against you guys although you do have the hieght over every other team in the league. Outside of Derek, I don't think we have anyone taller than 5'10 on our squad.

Some advise, Derek will out run down the court everytime after the first two minutes of the game becasue you'll be too busy trying to put your eyes back into their sockets and gasping for air!! On paper, you guys should beat us bt we know the credibility of stats on paper! That's right, I was suggested to be a 3rd round pick and that was enough to wake me up. Nolan got a steal if you ask me because I believe I'm averaging 20 points a game and outscoring the league MVP last year. To his defense though, if his COACH didn't have too big of an ego to get back on the coat tails the TRIAN was riding last session, there isn't much DADDY can do but clean up the garabge the kids leave for him!!!

Enough said!!

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Listen sissy, mind your own business, dont be tryin to start stuff up with our team, we know you and the rest of the league dont want to play us, but attempting to sabotage us is a weak way to get to us

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Bro, I 've sat at my computer just hitting refresh becasue I knew you were going to respond. What's a matter Joey, you can't lose Fadi and make Elton a star?

Now you listen sissy, the sabotage was orchestrated by one of your own!!

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Pick whichever you like boys, b/c each of those names suit me.

Joey, my boy, my point gaurd, the non-cancer of the league...don't sweat it, nobody can destroy this team, especially not some weak ass attempt by some lucky 3RD ROUND DRAFT PICK who hasn't faced the defending champions yet.

Tony, I could come out here and start taking some personal shots at you like talking about your obesity, or your pathetic excuse for spelling and grammar...but someone has to be the man in this dialogue, and obviously since you're half a man, it'll be up to me to take the job. I'm just going to talk about facts. #1, You've played well so far...but how many of your shots have been open, and who's guarded you? If it's anyone that's noteworthy please let me know. #2, everyone that knows me, knows that there's no ego in my game, nor my intentions (no matter what you want to believe). The only ego I have is in my pants, don't get slapped with it!...I play humble, hard and intense. Ask your captain, he knows he wouldn't want me to guard him, if he denies, ask him who stripped the ball in the waning seconds of our last meeting. In the meantime, I'll be checking my boy Derek (hey Derek...4 points!!!).

Week 5 Predictions: If Derek gets the ball a lot, I'll have 4/5 blocks...if he gets the ball and the pu$$y'$ that play around the perimeter want to come down low, I'll have 8.

My suggestion to you...don't show up, but if you do, be sure to work on your pump fake... and DON'T GET YOUR SH!T BLOCKED!!!

Your friend,

The Commissioner

Date: Oct 8, 2004

P.S. Hey alesas Shaq, who you callin' big head???? Don't get benched! By 20 or by 12, we still won! I'm just curious how I get criticized in a win? Oh, everybody hates, that's what it is! Anyway minus the BS some of these alesas top scorers want to kick, my team played well and persevered, I'm proud of you guys! Samer and everybody else from Real Detroit, I wasn't sure how you guys were going to be at the begining of the season, but you've got my props!

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Elton,

First of all, I'll be the first to admit that I need to lose about 10-15 pounds, I am not used to not being that much heavier. Atleadt the only HEAD on my body that should big enough isn't the one sitting on my neck! You see my friend, I still puss% when I want, I spend like I want, and still can run with the best and fastest in this league. And if I have a bad week and don't see no puss!, there is always Wed. nights.......... that never fails because you're there.

Second, you claim that my points come from being open. I have been gaurded by Nick game 1, Steve, Jalal, and Ray in game 2, and by Sinan in game three which is one of the better defenders in the league. If you tell me these guys can't play defense at all, we need to consider drafting new talent. Oh and not to mention a reason I was open was because I can create my own shot you fag! Ask my captain!!!!!!!! Why is your sorry ass scared to play down low? Why are you out gaurding a gaurd! Maybe because the branch between your legs doesn't have the right seeds planted to turn that branch into a tree trunk!

Listen, I will be coming at you and you will get into foul trouble. If you're such a great defender, I AM CHALLENGING YOU TO GAURD ME WHEN WE PLAY......NO HELP SIDE DEFENSE SINCE YOU HAVE THE TALLEST SQUAD AND NO CRYING TO THE REFS WHEN THEY CALL YOUR ASS FOR HOLDING becasue the fat ass will be eating dolma while driving past you!

~Too much time spent on a sap!-----out

Date: Oct 8, 2004

I will be honest with you Tony, I think you have great game ( no bull****) I told my alasas captain/coach/center/#1 defender/former mvp of the all christian boys who's first name starts with E league, that you are good and that you would be clutch if you needed to be. Your only concern should be that if he benches me, How many will you win by. Elton has great defense as you can see he fouled Zeeke 3 times in three plays ( within 5 mins ). It just depends on whos on fire last and if me and Joey can get some chemistry going. Otherwise watch Phil whistle from the sideline and hold up a triange if we start losing.

Your boy Blu ( daddy)

Date: Oct 8, 2004

Tony,

I didn't realize you were so self concious about your weight...my bad, but you do need to lay off those kulachi...as far as playing down low...open your eyes oof, that's the only way I scored last night...Don't be so stupid! About the defenders, those guys are good, but I think what happened was that they didn't respect your shot and you got lucky. Who knew? Branch, I think you're mistaking that for kosa (TMI ha?)...Don't make me take the redwood and plant it in your patcha eating ass. Tony, you couldn't pass me in your wildest dreams let alone on the court. If you're a "man" like you claim you are, at one point in the game have everyone stand to one side and I'll destroy you. I'll take it back to first grade for you b/c I know that the level in which you think...B!TCH I DARE YOU!!!