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Joey K

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First, before anything, Tony, the recap is my job, dont be tellin everybody the results before I do, anyway....


In the first game of the night, Alex saw his top draft pick Zeke play through a sore pu$$y, and the team actually used their brains for once and gave him the ball in the post, and he came through statistically except in the one column where statistics matter most, W's...  It was actually the other west sider of the league that came up big when it mattered most, Tony Jarbou, despite his liquor wreaking breath, he was able to focus during the times it matter most and came through at the charity stripe as well as the 3 point line, good game blue...  Nolan's team is now 3-0, and they dropped alex's team to the cellar of the league at a pitiful 0-3...* as a note to the game, Tony is lookin like the main man on Nolan's team as they didnt look to sharp until he showed up


In the second game of the night, the Kings came through with a victory despite a lackluster performance, attempted sabotaging of our team with trade rumors, and my pu$$y, I mean shoulder, hurting like hell...  All of the weekly speculation of garbage trade rumors were quieted with a MVP performance by the defending MVP and Elton came through in repeatedly blocking and shutting down John B, Fadi E. conveniently missed the game against us, coincidence or fear???  hhhmmm... and oh yeah, Jeff, again, hell of a promise, maybe this taught you to keep A+ trash talk quiet with your E- talent...


...And in the final game of the night, the half barrels should now be called the mad scientists in that the came up with a great discovery, they learned to cure cancer, THEY KEPT HIM AT HOME...  In what would have been a deep hole to climb out of at 0-3, the Half Barrels came through with a clutch victory...  It is such a shock when Kieth's team loses, those half court 3's are such high percentage shots, how can they ever lose???  I dont really have much to say about this one b/c I didnt stay for the whole game, but Nouri was on fire in the first half and from what I have been told led them to victory



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Tony

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Are you on ESPN's Dream Job show! 


Good job buddy, I enjoy reading your recap's......especially when I drop 25 on Zeke's ass and he complains that the first call you missed was a foul but not the second and since youdidn't call the first on eyou shouldn't have called the second one.  You know...kinda like golf, "do you know wher eit went out" 


I can't stop laughing as I tyoed that and that visualized that on the course.  For teh rest of you, that is an inside joke about the Zekester!


 


 



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JETER

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if Tony want's to drop 20+ points on team's week after week then thats just fine by me and my fellow employee's . When the only mistakes the swammy makes in this league is his spelling on the message board then thats ok. As long as he keeps ****ing on all your faces and we keep winning then were happy. 







 



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EJ

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Derek, where did you find those horny smiley faces?

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Elton

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P.S. Tony's spelling does suck...I want to proofread all his posts, but man there's only so much time in a day. 


 


P.P.S Stats no later than Saturday.



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Samer

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I have a suggestion to Tony's spelling, if its gonna be a long paragraph, then pull up MS word, type your biz and spell check that sh1t.  I love reading your posts, but its hard when its all garbled up.


PS. Anyone see my Siiick a$$ block on Jimmy.



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Tony

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Idiots, its not the spelling, it just I don't take the time to go back and proof read my chit.  any of you want to have a spelling B contest lets go! I can probably type a 5 page paper faster than you can type a paragraph. 


Eat it!



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EJ

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I agree with the spell checking suggestion...it needs to be done, from now on whoever doesn't spell correctly on the site will pay a $20 fine and/or be subject to cruel and unusual punishment.  Your block would have been stupid if it didn't include Jimmy's head and both of his arms...but it was a nice post foul scream you had.


p.s. you posted this five hours ago...up early erub cutah



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JETER

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Samer and I found the horny smiley faces on this thing that says more emotions. It is right below the faces. By the way, that was funny as hell about samer's block. It was a very intimidating scream though.



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