Nick, keep your head up bro, literally and things will work out. You need to try to bring the ball up and let Nouri or someone else be at the top of the key with you and work it. That'll get others invovled even though they might not be taking a shot. You don't have to be the assist man.
Elton, how does it feel to be contributing as much as you did last year on the sideline?
Samer, I hate you bro! YOUR TEAM PLAYED A GOOD GAME!
Elton, stay of the message board, it's for the ballers of the league.
Elton, about the two day a week things, how many people can actually make it 2 days a week? It seems like we are having scheduling difficulties as it is. I don't care, there aint chit to do in the winter anyway.
I dont know who came up with this two day a week thing, but as much fun as we have, two days a week is too much, and besides, I could think of plenty of guys that couldnt make it...
...Fadi will be busy changing elderly diapers at the hospital...Zeke would have to get permission from his master, I mean wife, to leave the house two nights a week... Nick might have a serious nervous break down if he had to deal with his team or himself two nights a week... Nolan's arms will be too sore from shooting 342 shots over two games each week... Nathan might get shot by Zeke if they had to play together two times a week... Kieth's eyes might get strained from focusing on the rim so much while shooting from half court... Nouri would have one less day a week to take steroids...
I figured you would feel left out, but I couldnt think of any reason why you wouldnt be able to make it, you make 35 a week, you sleep all day, f*ck like a rabbit, drink like their is a shortage on liquor and its the key to life, and play poker four nights a week, how exactly is it that you wouldnt be able to show up exactly???
I GOT IT TONY!!!... Tony wouldnt be able to make it b/c he would drive with Zeke and Zeke would only have permission from the man of the house, I mean his wife Zena, to attend one game, so after Zekes game you would also have to leave with him and miss your game
Tony, thanks for holding on to your end of the bargain, keep it up for the ENTIRE week. Last night was a great game, game plan was perfect, triple team Derreck, keep someone on Tony, and give the ball up to Nolan to toss up one of his 30 retarded shots. Poor predictible Nolan so stupid, when they are down by 2 and his girl is in the stands he always thinks he has to take over the game, I hope his girl is in the stands everytime we play him. I think I did a pretty good job on Tony holding him to 2 points, even though you did only take 5 shots..it was awesome defense. Speaking of defense did anyone see that SiiiiiiiiCk a$$ block I had on Danny (sorry Danny), but I dont understand why do people shoot when I'm in the paint (I cant stop laughing right now). I wonder who is gonna be on my block list next week. (by the way I've NEVER been one to hype myself up, I'm just geeked right now, like A LOT) When you guarantee something and it happens, its just great, then you smoke the Victory Nergila the next day, its like in heaven.
Anywho, good game to all, Zeke keep your head up, you'll get the ball someday. Nick I love you, dont get yelled at by Emil, I'll see you in 10 minutes. Tony keep prasing Real Detroit. Joe K do your thing w/ the recaps. Jeff I love the way you dribble, John B and Ziad always 2 work horses, gotta love that. Jalal and Trevor thanks for filling in for our missing players, Train I dont know why you keep benching Fadi, but OK. Brian welcome back to the league. Ray keep clicking your shoes you'll get back to Kansas someday, and tell Toto I said HAAA. Tameem gets to the basket like a **** running away from the cops. Fadi E when the HELL u coming back. Did anyone notice when we lose I dont talk, well I'm gonna be talking A LOT (hopefully) And by the way WHAT THE HELL WAS TREVOR THINKING WHEN HE TOOK THAT SHOT, for a sec I thought he was trying to throw the game for us, but I talked to him, he said he thought he was gonna get fouled so he can take 3 shots, but I gotta go I'll be back on Sunday. Best smiley EVER. They need a smiley hitting a Nergila.
Hey Tony, how come your baller @$$ only scored two points on the premier forward of the league's (Samer) defense. Baddest baller everrrrrrr I know I'm averaging more blocks than points but that's besides the point...I'm actually scoring more points than I did last year, either way, I hear the Kings are ruling the C.A.L. Kingdom all by themselves
I'd like to also take this opportunity to congratulate Samer on his consistent stat of one block, one basket, and one scream per game...good sh!t sammy
Nick, I hae faith in you...it's time to regroup kid...go back to basics...pick and roll...penetrate and dish...zone D? But seriously, keep your head up, you'll be alright...you seen me bust Keith up last night though right? (he missed a lot of open half court threes but that's besides the point.
Only a retard that was watching the game would not of noticed that the reason I only had two points is because I only shot 4 times. I shot an off balance three pointer, a fade away jumper, a lay up at the end of the game, and a lay up in the first half. I did not get the ball. However, I did drive and dish that game and we did score off of those dimes. Nolan chose to play a different game that night and for some reason it did not involve me or what we have been doing. That was evident when they decided to put Trevor on me because they knew Nolan wasn't going to get me the ball so they used Samer else where. With all do respect to Samer, he did not shut me down. It's not that I wasn't shooting because I couldn't break away from Samer, it was because I wasn't given the opportunity to do so. It wasn't like the night I shut down Keith. He got the ball and just couldn't get passed me. I love you Keith don't get ****ed.
One more thing, even with 2 points that game, I still am up there in points. Yes King of the court are ruling the league but not by much homeboy. You keep living your basketball dreams through others. It's okay, not everyone can be good.
I didn't really watch the game, I was busy eating my booshala...man it was good! So I guess that means I'm not a retard ha boulty? (p.s. try not to use the word retard anymore, people might get offended...do you think people get offended by the word boulty? Let's take a poll!) It's funny, the only thing I really paid attention to that game is when you drove and just barely made the layup (I think you were extremely wide open when you made it, can't recall exactly). As far as getting the touches, doesn't that make sense as to why I don't score that much? Granted I haven't exactly had the offensive production I want with the touches I get, but yielding those opps to my teammates who are coming through in the end is just as good...which is perfectly fine with me as long as our score is higher than our opponents...it's not Elton Jamoua who's undefeated, it's the Kings of the Court.
why don't you just admit that you have NO OFFENSIVE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are about as spastic as a person that suffers from asthma.
Heh, can anyone guess who this is on defense..
I must disagree, the kings of the court ARE NOT 4-0.. Joey, Nape, Jimmy, Fadi, and Mike ARE 4-0. You would need a sixth man to claim that right. You are nothing more than the string attached to your teams tampon. ...It does all the work while the string diwingles around waiting to get some of the absorbtion but it never comes because the string doesn't have the capacity to perform. (much like you and your game)
IF YOUR A MAN, LIVE UP TO YOUR OWN HYPE SINCE YOU HAVE AN ALL STAR TEAM AND BENCH FADI THE ENTIRE GAME AND SEE HOW YOU PREVAIL!!!!
Best smiley EVER. They need a smiley hitting a Nergila. 
...It does all the work while the string diwingles around waiting to get some of the absorbtion but it never comes because the string doesn't have the capacity to perform. (much like you and your game)
