You fags are lucky I take my time when I get out of the shower and air dry, I sit here and write in my towel while I do. 

Game 1- Us vs. Alex:  Well, in what was the most distusting performance of the year on both sides of the ball, Alex's team prevailed.  I personally spent more time complaining than I did playing, and even when i got the calls I wanted, I couldn't convert at the line, so in Fadi's absence, we sucked a$$ and I didnt come through like I should have, sorry KOC.  Refs you guy's blew my balls tonight, I know the red haired dude checks this, but its all good, I will just play from now on like I have the past five weeks.  #1 overall draft pick Zeke (not including supplementals) is starting to pay some dividends as he came up big on the boards and put backs.  Also, did you guys see the Sh!t supplemental and bust of the year nominee Nathan was hitting tonight???!!! Cause he sure didnt, keep your eyes closed nathan, it worked.  Thats all i really have to say about this game, I dont really remember much outside of talking/yelling at the refs despite playing in the game

Game 2:  we were provided with the leading candidate for play of the year to end this one, as Jeff Orow came through as time expired to hit a great shot, couldnt happen to a harder working player Jeff, nice shot.  Also, Samer, great call, they all expected that shot to go to John B., coaching goes far in this league when done correctly, KIETH YOU LISTENING.  In what was the most absurd play call of the year, Kieth's team called a timeout, wasted an extra minute of all of our lives, only to have a play drawn up for Kieth pull up from Canada.  Are you serious with that??? Sorry, but you guys deserved to lose that one.  Thats all that really needs to be said about this one

Game 3: Well, I think the first person who should say this to Nick is Tony, its one word, you say it when a good thing happens, like having a baby or GETTING A WIN AGAINST THE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN HASSELING YOU ALL YEAR, and the word starts with C and ends with IONS.  Nick got his first victory tonight.  A big part of the problem was that I think Nolan thoought since he missed the game last week, the statistician would still divide his PPG by 6 so he thought that 0 last week would hurt and attempted 94 shots to score 40 and keep his average above 20.  Kieth, look on the bright side, while we criticize your shot selection, we dont criticize the number of shots you take, wait, yes we do, nevermind that whole line.  The victory was just a slim one of 2 points, but a victory none the less, and the almost empty barrels just couldnt handle another loss.  On a sad note for Nick's team, Nouri hurt his hamstring and the early word is the guynecologist says he might be out 4-6 weeks, your in trouble Nick, you got nobody to cherry pick, shoot 14 threes a game, or worry about on defense, I told you stay off that juice nouri, it makes your muscles tighten up.  There was so many firsts in this game, Nick got his first W, Dave made a layup, Ameel went a whole half without shooting a three or getting cursed and disowned by Nick, Nolan... well Nolan shot 18% tonight instead of 14.3.  And the final note to take away from this game (tony you get nothing b/c I am going to hear plenty of your voice tomorrow I am sure)

DEREK D IS SOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!