For everyone that voted against me you can kiss my @$$ and then go to hell, b/c my team will stomp yours anyway!
Second, you have to actually be a human being and have some percentage of Chaldean blood in you to run for CAL commissioner, so that cancels out Ralphie, Ray's gatorade (how the hell Ray's gatorade was beating me, I have no clue), and the postage stamp are all disqualified.
Third, I think "Big Yones" is actually an abid/yahoody which would also disqualify him, this is currently under investigation and a lawsuit is pending (did I say that right?).
Last but not least, Jimmy is my little cousin and I already told him that he can't run against me so that is that...THE DICTATORSHIP PREVAILS!!! To all you haters trying to dethrone me, don't get suplexed!!!
There is no truth to the rumor that I am an abid/yahoodie. 100% Pure Chaldo.
p.s. I wish that guy from the Verison Wireless commercials would ask Elton "Can you hear me now?" so that way afterwards he'd shut up and go away instead of saying "Good!".
p.p.s. Just kidding E, I love you and think that you are a great commish (although your head was getting big there for a while).
