Well, I am going to get these out of the way early this week. FYI, the SWAMI is 15-6 for year.
With Joey getting back the CENTER piece of his team's offense, Joey's team will beat Samer's team to advance to 6-2 for the year. Samer's team will drop to 4-4 and drop to third place.
Keith's team has nothing to play for and will come out playing like they have all year, with nothing to play for and lose yet another one and fall to 1-7. Nick's team will come out and play to try to creep up in to the playoff hunt. Nick's team will advance to 4-4.
Fianlly, the Swami's team will knock off Zeke's team once again. We will see the brothers go at it and you'll me throw a couple elbows at Zeke. Zeke REALLY wants to be me and redeem himself for letting Derek abuse him last time so watch for Zeke to try to coach his team to victory AND come out and try to take over the game. However, we are back to our old form, (just ask the beneficiaries of our rath last week) and with Dani boy dropping dem three's and Yons playing like he's 2 feet taller than he is, it will be a good game but they won't have enough in their tank to make it to the finish line.
You have a few days to Ponder over these picks. I'm sure the Swami will get a lot of hate mail so let me go on record to say, "**** YOU Samer, **** YOU Ray, **** YOU Taneem, and **** you Nick". I figured I would get a response from all of you and just wanted to give you my response ahead of time. Nick you have no reason to say anything but I figured you would so I addressed it already.
Well, since I didn't predict your team to lose, I figured you would keep your mouth shut but since you can't **** you too.
I hope your team doesn't slip when John Babi's wiped the floor with Joey. Wait a minute, that would mean Joey would guard someone worthy! Somethign he deegates to the rest of his team.
Anyway, leave me alone, I'm having a bad hair day!
F*#k you swammi, I hate you, I hate your red shorts, I hate your grey hoodie, and I hate your picks, but I hope you guys win, b/c it will help us, so win win...
Hey Tony, Joey will not guard John B, elton and me will. I told joey to shoot as much as he could the two games I missed because every shot John takes I'm gonna Take. Daddy wants to punish Samer and every other Member of the ****ing Board!
John will be as effective as Hand Lotion is to Nick Amouri
We've got ourselves a war folks! Samer, I hate you too bro, you and your ?, your ?, and your ?......I don't pay atention to what you wear so I had to put a question mark. Don't worry, we'll take care of Zeke's team, but you have a huge problem! Daddy is MAD! He is so mad, don't be surprised after he says "Who's your Daddy" when he makes a shot.
Fadi, you got another thing coming because I still owe you for knocking us out last session. I did my best in the clutch but came up one shot short. And this year, well what can I say, we handed you guys that victory....
Samer, you guys better divise a game plan because your half court offense isn't going to work on the two trees they got in the middle. If Fadi is guarding John, you better get that boy in foul trouble.
Thank you
I said THANK YOU
P.S. ESPN is looking for a new face due to Joey's attendance on the message board. Please apply at your earliest convienience.
Hello Daddy I know your upset about the suspensions, but we believe it was the fairest way to settle the situation…anywho, I think you better help out Elton w/ guarding Babi, b/c he dropped 23 on him last time, and don’t forget last time we play you guys we didn’t have Fadi E, (not taking anything away from you Jalal you did an awesome job on our team), but his 3’s are very deadly, and just for you Tony we shall insert a sick a** game plan for the Daddy and cut those trees down....
Tony, There Done, even if there is two on me. I know samer is going to throw Jeff on me because John is to small and to jeff I just want you to know....
It's nothing personal but you better eat your wheaties, you better eat the whole ****ing box because you team is going to leave you on me all day and your a good player but you will so tired from checking me you will wish you had 6 time outs (in a half )
I dont want the " W " I want to make samer pay for being on the "Committee"
Ray, I am very disappointed in you. I needed a laugh this morning and when I saw you replied, I got happy. Then I read your stupid short ass post and it just ****ed me off even more.
Joey, I don't have anything to say to you bro. You have really let the league down. You have vanished like the ****ing 14 point lead Indy had last night.
Elton, you ain't beating nobaody up except that little ass twinkle of yours.
Fadi, don't get blocked by Samer this week.
And finally, Nick................enough said.
Oh, hold on, one more thing, can someone please tell me how Keith's team is 1-7 and Samer's team has a better record? Keith has a **** load more talent on his team. Oh I know why, they don't play defense. Ray I'll rip on your team since I know you don't like to express your feelings in writing. I got a great tip for you guys. If you can't stop a team, outscore them and you'll win. You know, remember that spark you guys got in your last game when you were already down by 20! Have that intensity and mind set to score and you guys will see a difference. I just thought I'd try to help. Keith, you got a great shot but you make your game so much less effective by trying to earn your points from behind the line. Remeber when you were dribbling in side the three point line and trying to make a move and i just stood there? I did that because I have neer seen you shoot a jump shot unless it was a three pointer. If it's not a three, a post, or an occasional drive, your jump shot is limited to only three pointers.. I just thought I'd share my thoughts. I've been trying to be a study of the game by having one on one sessions with Coach Jackson........I mean Elton. Youguys should join, you see how he was able to coach his team to victory the last two games without his big man!
Okay I'm done, I feel better now.............Jimmy, I haven't forgotten about you, I 'm just being nice.
First of all YOU BLOW, second of all...no wait, that's all, YOU JUST BLOW!!! Seriously, I don't know why you talk so damn much...all bullsh!t aside, the only shots I've ever seen you make we were wide open. I would hope you could hit a wide open shot, you know, since you're the superstar of the league (right after Ray, alesas) and all (bishkala min buthra you're the suprerstar ). Get a clue, I'm sure that you can just look in the mirror and tell that you blow...I would like to make a suggestion, go f*** yourself
Elton, Elton, Elton, here we go again. Are you seriuos about me only making wide open shots?! You see, you just set it off. You are the one who talks about understanding the game, spotting talent, etc. Did you ever think that I get open because I can get open. You know, knida like moving without the ball!! Did you ever think about that? How about when I take the ball to the hole?!
It's kinda like Dani K., everyone makes fun of him for hitting open shots but nobody talks about how he gets open. On a fast break, he'll work the sideline to get to ball side and his defender will not get there in time. Oh but that would explain it, half the teams don't play defense (according to their own players) but yet that is not talked about. Dani, you keep hitting those OPEN shots bro!! I have never claimed to be an the best in CAL, all of you make that assumption because of my ability to make what we pay for (the message board, web site) fun. Anyway, how does it feel to lose your star and not lead your team to a victory as the other big man?! All I'm saying is, get off my cock homeboy! The other thing is, have you noticed that the message board makes for a more exciting game night? Probabaly not because you can't take credit for it and as selfish as you are, you can't admit it.
What I say is all in good old fun, it's nothing more or less than what anybody else posts or says on game nights. If you guys take what I say to heart, as a man, I can only apoligize but as a baller, ya'll can kiss my ass!!! Keith said it best on the court when I told him I was only talking **** to spark my team and he said to me, "are you kidding me, I play with ABED bro, this is nothing"... You see he understands that trash talking is part of of the game, and some of us know how to explote it.
P.S. As the Phil Jackson of the league, do you ever sit back and ask yourself, why are Dani and Tony get open?. I guess all of our points came from just be wide open. **** it, I'll take that all day and then lock you down like Jackson prison, and then ride you for a lay up. Not to sound cocky or like an ass but please don't even get into a discussion of understanding the game because if there is one thing I can say I am at the top of the league of (with plenty others) is understanding the game and don;t mind helping, even during a game. Ask Tameem, I was telling him to follow thorugh and shoot a little higher on his free throws. This was while he was playing us...you mutti!
What the **** do you mean "am I hungry ". **** you bitch, you dont seem to have a problem when my fat ass backs people down, you know what Elton ? your just small .........GET IN THE GYM BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
). Get a clue
, I'm sure that you can just look in the mirror and tell that you blow...I would like to make a suggestion, go f*** yourself
