WHILE I WAS AWAY, I'VE NOTICED SOME TRASH TALKING HERE ON THE CAL WEBSITE. I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING UNTIL TODAY. HOWEVER, I'VE BEEN CATCHING UP TODAY AND READING ALL THE PREVIOUS POSTS, AND I GOTTA SAY THAT I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED. I'M ALL FOR THE TRASH TALKING, BUT THIS IS THE WEAKEST I'VE SEEN THE BOARD IN A WHILE. YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. IF YOUR BASKETBALL SKILLS WERE AS BAD AS YOUR TRASH TALK.....OH WAIT A MINUTE, THEY ARE. NEVERMIND, I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE ALL CONSISTENTLY BAD IN EVERYTHING YOU DO. IN THAT CASE, I WON'T BE STOPPING BY AND HAVING A SANDWICH AT SINAN'S DELI, AND I DEFINATELY WON'T BE LETTING NATE CRACK MY BACK. I'LL STILL LET AMEEL BLOW ME THOUGH. THAT'S ONE GUY WHO'S NOT LACKING IN HIS AREA OF EXPERTISE. ANYWAYS, CAN WE PLEASE FIND A GYM SOON. THERE'S NOT MUCH TO DO DURING THE WEEK WHEN IT'S 6 DEGREES OUTSIDE, SO PLAYING INDOOR BASKETBALL WOULD DEFINATELY BE AN OPTION I'D LIKE TO EXERCISE. BESIDES, STARTING THE SEASON WOULD GUARANTEE THAT I GET TO SEE JOEY K, WHICH GUARANTEES ME ACCESS TO HIS CAR, AND I CAN FINALLY WRITE DOWN HIS VIN NUMBER MYSELF, SO I CAN GET PAID BY HIS INSURANCE COMPANY. MY KIDS HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE MONTHS AND JOEY DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE. BESIDES THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT BASKETBALL. I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE CAL TOURNEY TEAM. GREAT JOB REPRESENTING US IN THE TOURNAMENT. WE CAME, WE SAW, WE BLEW BALLS. LOL. YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE IT. I KNOW I KNOW, ATLEAST YOU GUYS WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE TEAM AND I WASN'T. THANK GOD, I'D RATHER SUCK AND NOT BE GOOD ENOUGH TO GET SMOKED BY 27 POINTS TO THE CHICAGO TEAM. HEY, I'M IN THE PROCESS OF SETTING UP A GAME THIS SATURDAY BETWEEN THE CAL ALLSTARS AND ST PETER'S SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND. LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE AVAILABLE. THE LINE ON THIS GAME, IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A WAGER, IS ST. PETER'S -4. MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU RETARDS THAT ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF A BUNCH OF JORDAN WANNABEES ISN'T THE RIGHT FIT. THIS WILL ALSO TEACH YOU MORONS THAT YOU NEED TO PLAY DEFENSE TO WIN GAMES. ALTHOUGH EVERYONE OF YOU "SUPERSTARS" CLAIMS THAT YOU PLAY DEFENSE, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELVES "AM I REALLY DOING ALL I CAN DO FOR MY TEAM DEFENSIVELY?" LOL, 27 POINTS. YOU GUYS ARE COOL. TONY A, WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE. I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR NOW, BUT HERE'S A FEW THINGS TO REMEMBER. 1) NEVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY GATORADE. I TAKE THIS VERY PERSONAL. 2) NEVER CHECK KEITH AFTER HE CROSSES THE HALF COURT LINE. HE THINKS THAT THE HALF COURT LINE IS THE THREE POINT LINE. WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS WITH HIM, BUT HE'S STILL HAVING TROUBLE COMPREHENDING IT. 3) NEVER BOX OUT DANI IN THE PAINT, HE'S NOT GONNA GET THE REBOUND, DON'T WORRY. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PUT A BODY ON. 4) TONY J IS BY FAR, THE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE. IF HE'S EVER CHECKING YOU, GIVE IT UP. PASS THAT BALL AS SOON AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE HE WILL STEAL IT. IF YOU TRY DRIBBLING, HE'LL BE GOING THE OTHER WAY WITH IT BEFORE IT HITS THE GROUND. 5) I GOTTA SWITCH COMPUTERS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
SORRY ABOUT THAT. SO, STICK TO THOSE RULES, AND YOU'LL BE FINE. TONY J, DO ME A FAVOR, SHUT THE **** UP. HE DIDN'T HIT THOSE THREES IN MY FACE, I WAS PLAYING HELP DEFENSE, WAH WAH WAH. PLEASE SHUT THE **** UP. DON'T YOU REALIZE THE MORE YOU TRY TO DEFEND YOUR SORRY PLAY, THE MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE. JUST SHUT UP, LET IT GO, AND IT'LL PASS THROUGH. THE MORE YOU DEFEND IT, THE MORE IT'S GONNA KEEP BITING YOU IN THE ASS. BY THE WAY, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT 9-1 BEAT DOWN I GAVE YOU. I FORGOT YOU WERE DRUNK, EVEN THOUGH I HAD TWICE AS MUCH TO DRINK AS YOU AND WE STOPPED DRINKING LIKE 2 HOURS BEFORE THAT. SPEAKING OF BITING ASSES, I HEAR AMEEL AND NOURI AREN'T PLAYING THIS SEASON. THIS DEFINATELY TAKES AWAY FROM THE ENTERTAINMENT ASPECT OF CAL. OH WELL, WE GOT DARKHO BACK, THAT'S A PLUS. IT'LL BE FUN WATCHING JOEY COME IN TO THE GAME AT TOP SPEED AND FOUL OUT IN 3 MINUTES. I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU PROPS ON KICKING THE **** OUT OF AMEEL THOUGH, AND DISLOCATING HIS SHOULDER, JOB WELL DONE. IF I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY JOEY Q, I GUESS I'D PROBABLY TAKE A SEASON OFF TOO. MAYBE 2 OR 3 SEASONS. IF YOU GUYS CAN FIND A GYM, WEST SIDE OR EAST SIDE, BOOK IT. WHO CARES WHERE IT IS? IF PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE A HALF HOUR ONCE A WEEK, **** THEM. THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE WAITING TO GET IN THIS LEAGUE WHO ARE WILLING TO DRIVE WITHOUT COMPLAINING. NATHAN, BEFORE YOU RESPOND TO THIS, I'D LIKE TO SAY **** YOU AHEAD OF TIME. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. I WAS IN CALI FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS TAKING CARE OF SOME THINGS, AND I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE MESSAGE BOARD, BUT I'LL DEFINATLEY BE PAYING ATTENTION NOW THAT I'M SURE I'LL BE GETTING ATTACKED FROM ALL ANGLES. I LOVE YOU ALL, EXCEPT FOR ELTON, I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT THE ELBOW BITCH. BY THE WAY, SINCE I'M A CAPTAIN, CAN I REQUEST LONG SILVER CHAINS WITH A 6 INCH SQUARE CROSS ON THEM AS PART OF OUR UNIFORMS? PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. THANK YOU.
No...and don't dog my cousin, he's just very religious. It's a lot better to wear big chains and crosses than break people's windshields and leave your business card there. So I'm sitting here reading that whole damn post, and I'm like oh wow, he didn't say anything about me and then I get to the last part...erub! Yah gowad, I got more elbows where that came from.
I love you Ray, I swear you are the best bro!!!!!!!
Ray, did you ever think, I wanted to give you back teh $400 I took off you that night??? I knew Joey was making it hard fo ryou to make any money and you weren't getting paid by the ins. company!! By the way how are Shaqwanda, Tyron, and Lilnutts? Did they enjoy abid day?
Anyway, Ray, I'm glad you're back bro. whew, that was funny as hell.
And Ray, there were no Jordan wannabees at the tournament, Jordan would have won. I think somebody along the lines of Tracy McGrady would have fit the bill better, shoot 37 shots, get a big L, but then look at the score card and say "well, I did my part, I had 13 points." You guys should have taken Tony and Softy International aka Derek Dabish, at least that would have provided you with some Defense (when tony isn't about to pass out from a pack a day) and some rebounding (when derek enters the paint for the cumulative of 39 seconds per game). It also would have helped if Nick was allowed to and capable of dribbling 4 balls up the court to pass to each of you and let you immediately shoot, one or two were bound to hit the shot each time.
P.S. Derek, call me and let me know where to pick up the cigs, and dont listen to Ray, I pay my debts, I just dont have insurance, so that does no effect our transaction
Joey, you did get by me once. If you want to count the last minute of the game when you guys already locked with free throws, go ahead, I'll let you enjoy that feeling if you want to but a real man wouldn't.
There has been a lot of trash talking about the tournament. What's funny is that all I keep hearin gis that no one cared to play defense......hmmmm., haven't I been crying that this whole time!
Anyway, I did hear that there were some good ballers from Chicago and Sac town. How one of them dropped 30, I have no idea. Oh wait I do, Nolan told Zeke that he was going to guard him. Maybe he was setting him up for the block of the century. Kinda like his reasoning on why he was letting Joey blow by him everytime. Don't get mad Nolan, just trash talking.
Anyway, WHEN THE **** ARE WE GOING TO START THE NEW SESSION??????????????????????
