OUR SOURCES INFORMED US THAT FADI "BIG DADDY" GULLI HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR A SPECIFIC ANOBOLIC (DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?) SUBSTANCE DURING A RANDOM DRUG SCREANING THURSDAY NIGHT FOLLOWING THE DRAFT. ALTHOUGH LEAGUE OFFICIALS HAVE NOT CONFIRMED THAT THIS SUBSTANCE CONTAINS STEROIDS, REIMAN SAMANO, TEAM CAPTAIN AND MOST VALUABLE OFFENSIVE THREAT, DID NOT HESITATE TO TRADE THE INJURY PRONE CENTER TO JALAL'S TEAM. AGAIN, THESE SPECULATIONS HAVE NOT YET BEEN CONFIRMED, BUT WE ARE HEARING THAT JALAL DALLO GAVE UP FORMER ALLSTAR MVP AND SEASONED VETERAN ZEKE ARAFAT, A LONG SILVER CHAIN WITH A HUGE CROSS, AND AN UNDISCLOSED SUM OF CASH IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE TROUBLE PLAGUED STAR. IN AN INTERVIEW THIS MORNING, REIMAN HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT HIS DECISION...."WE HAVE A NO TOLERANCE POLICY HERE IN MANGESH, AND IF THESE DAMN ROCK THROWERS DON'T WANNA UNDERSTAND THAT, THEY'LL BE NEXT TO GO. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ISSUES TO DEAL WITH AS IT IS WITH JOEY AND TONY'S PAST HISTORY. WE'RE HOPING THAT OUR MATURE VETERANS, ESCALADE AND DR. K(NO RELATION TO DR. J) CAN SHED SOME LIGHT ON THESE TROUBLED STARS AND POINT THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. THAT'S ALL I HAVE AT THIS TIME. PLEASE, THAT'S ALL I HAVE, GET THAT ****ING CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE." AGAIN, WE ARE AWAITING A FINAL WORD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS ALMOST A DONE DEAL. WE'LL DEFINATELY KEEP THE CAL MEMBERS UPDATED AS SOON AS WE HERE MORE.
Man, who the f#$% typed that sh!t, you or Tony? You spelled anabolic wrong, screening, and hear. You want a final word? I got two for you, YOU BLOW! I think you spelled your own name wrong too, who the hell spells Raymond, Reiman...Mangeshi's, what do you expect? Is that even in Iraq? Anyway, I have a nice warm elbow waiting for your ass, COME GET SOME HOES!
