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Joey K

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Alright sissy's, here it goes


Game 1:  The Kashmar's v. Soon to be Champs-  It started out looking like the Kash, I mean committee, was going to come out and pull out the upset.  They came out looking real strong and caught us off guard by building up a 2-0 lead.  But then Familia decided it was time to start playing and decided to take out our anger for last weeks joke of a loss.  It started and ended (literally, with a made layup and ended with a missed one) with Zeke, as he led all scorers for the week I believe with 28.  All of you should be ashamed that he ran up and down the court like that while you watched, the man is 39 years old and married with children, he eats friend wings and pork chops all day, shame on you Elton, Kieth, and whoever the other big man is.  Also, there was that supposed showdown b/t the two point guards, nice 14 points Nick, you really showed me why you think your the best PG in the league (right now I am making a farting noise).  Nick, your a sissy, and you did not decide to play zone last night b/c you thought it was the best option, you played it so you wouldnt be blamed for me smoking you, especially since Trevor wasnt there to be doing the dirty work for you.  Kieth, great job lighting Tony up, you hit the rim a few times and especially empressed me when I ran out at you, tried to block your shot and as you let it go said "count it, you gotta come out earlier," only to have the ball clank and subsequently watch your man beat you down court and score.  Elton, I will refrain from commenting on you b/c I dont want to be responsible for having to buy you some kleenex next week.  Alex, I used to like you, but I see you are no better than Nick, and I also hate you, but I wont call you a fag/sissy/girl/slave to Christine (in your case Lynita).  Ray, I am not going to pass you the ball one more time the rest of the season.  Tony, they all called Ray dumb for drafting you in the third round, now they still call Ray dumb, but not for drafting you in the third round.  Ziad, I like you more and more every game we play together.  Dani, keep drinking.


Game 2:  I watched the first half and in that time saw the real Team Camel that I predicted from the start of the season.  No passing, little defense, poor shot selection, and Nate realizing his team is not 2-0 quality and he is nothing without Zeke.  I wish Nape could figure out the whole internet thing, but he cant, so I will just leave it at he sucks.  Zane, way to beat big brother's team.  JB, I am sure you did your share of scoring, I only hope it ddint take 39 shots, but even if it did, you got the W.  Fadi E nice clanks off the back board from 3 inches out on offensive rebounds.  Jeff O, you looked like Steve Nash out there dropping dimes to Zane and John B, too bad they are on the other team.  Cenan, great way to fake like you are taking the charge on Nate, then let him adjust and miss, and then proceed to yell at the ref b/c you faked like you were going to draw contact.  Thats all, I am too anxious to get to the next game


Game 3:  MIB YOU SUCK.  Except Derek P, I hate you all and am glad you lost the way you lost, especially since it was your co&k, I mean, captains fault.  Good game plan Chris Webber, I think Mary Morningweg is looking for some assistants for when he gets another head coaching job.  Can you play any dumber?!?!  Foul with one second to go, get a tech for calling a TO you dont have, and fouling a guy on the last play of the game and letting him get an And 1.  I konw you guys were on your high horse after beating us last week, but hopefully this week made you realize it was just unicorn and last weeks game was a dream that you have now awaken from.  Oh, and the kicker is, if Fadi G was covering Derek D or P, who was covering the other, Jimmy, LOL, that is a mismatch, but I can only guess what happened to it, it disappeared when a certain "I am known for big shots" star lets his ego and one game winning shot get to his head and reverts back to his Shoot first, shoot second, think about passing, shoot third mentality.  You mean to tell me your Kentucky like Zone didnt work?  What a surprise, I am in shock, it was so surpising to know that Nolan didnt have 14 rebounds, 39 points, and 22 assists, I mean, he is the best player in the league and possible the entire norther hemisphere.  Good game Jalal and Fadi and everybody else on that team, thank you for punching their return ticket back from cloud nine. 



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Tony J.

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Joey...baby boy, ...HADEH KIBBEEN NOOH!!
 
That was great.  Ray, thank you for drafting me in the third round.  I wish everyone would draft me in the third or fourth round.  You know what's funny is the one that called me a fifth rounder last session used to lean on me for game winning posessions.  Anyway, for those of you that enjoyed watching us play as a team last night and every night for that matter, you should realize a few things that we are not concerned with this season. 
 
Zeke doesn't have to yell at his point guard to run the ball and pass it to him
Ray is actually apart of the offense and not just responsible for the dirty work on defense
Tony, I don't worry about being part of the offense after dropping 20+ in the first three games
Dani doesn't have to worry about getting yelled at for shooting an open three pointer. 
Joey actually has people that work as hard as he does
Ziad, well, he actually has a team that uses him the way he should and not just for breathers(What I mean is WE LOVE YOU ZIAD) and you are huge to our team bro.  Good as effot everytime you step on the court.  I felt like I needed to tell you that bro!  Thanks for the effort.
 
And last but not least, we all DON'T have to worry about each other PLAYING DEFENSE!!!
I know I know, one of these days I'll explain teh defense concept to SOME of you.
 
 
Biotch's....God the message noard was boring last week. 

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Nate Dogg

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So you beat the comit-me, I mean the com-pity, I mean the committee, congatulations.  You guys sound like you've already won this years championship.  I love it you lose and have nothing to say, win and can't shut up about how good you are and how you were right about everyone all along, I must say I look forward to read what you have to say.  Team Camel had a horrible game and we only lost by six.  No problem.  Oh and by the way Zeke got the ball plenty last year, besides we won who cares what happened.  Can't wait for the Replies I sure they you will be gentle.

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EJ

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Hey Joey, blow me...show some class will you?  I don't need your damn Kleenex, I'm gonna wipe the floor with you guys next time.  Know from now, man-to-man and Nick is going to guard you.


Here is the bet, 7 outbacks and a box of Krispy Kreme after Lent is over and Ziad has to bring me a fifth of Crown Royal Special Reserve, swedish fish, and cool ranch doritos, I won't guarantee victory, b/c I'm not a boult like that, but if my team listens to me the following will happen:


-Nick will get 20+ and Keith will be in the neighborhood of that


-Zeke will get 10-12 points and I'll get about the same (I may or may not, I haven't decided yet.


-Samer will block the f#$k out of Ziad again if he can save face to shoot


-Tony/Joey will be cussing up a storm in the timeout saying "how the f#$k are we losing to these guys?!" b/c you blow that's why


It has been written, and so it shall be done.


Almighty Commissioner


p.s. everyone of you gowads better buy me a shot tonight!


p.p.s Nate, comit-me? I got your comit-me right here!  We're gonna beat you guys too, erub abeed.  By the way, can you adjust me next game, my lower back is killing me.



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Joey K

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I am not sure how coming back the day after losing and guarenteeing a victory the next day and telling everybody all weeek that I thought we still are gonna win it all constitutes being quiet Nate, but I will try to say more than I already did next time we lose (IF we lose again)

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Tony J.

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Oh Shut up Nate, you were the one on the highest horse after week 1 and 2.  So high yu asked "like a loser" as Tony A. was walking by, "you didn't know I was so good, did you".... That was funny to me. 


Anyway, did you see the message board last week?  It was a waste. 


Anyway, you say you played like chit and only lost by 6.  I think you guys just didn't have every freaking shot drop for you guys like you did in game 2.  We didn't even show up in week 2 and only lost by 2.  I will let you compare teams on that note.


Anyway, I gotta go, I don't wan to argue with the whole family. 


"I love you guys".....remeber your drunk ass at Rosevelts!  I am going to make Nick throw up 5 times worse tonight.


 



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JETER

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     You know joey,  1 win and you 2 guys have not shut the F*CK up since.  I used to think u were a nice guy,   I used to stick up for you all the time when people told me you where a piece of sh*t, and u bost about yourself Id tell them " you just dont know him well" or when they told me you like to experiment sexually id say " well you dont know that"  or when they say " you know that f*g likes to dress in womens clothing, and play with really large cucumbers"  Id say "well what he does on his own time is his own bussiness".


WELL IM DONE STICKING UP FOR YOU, YOU D!CK.



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David

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 joey and tony J... dont get me wrong you guys have a great team.... but futrure champs......... you might wanna be careful on what you say.. because it might bite you in the a$$ later on............ espescially since we have the best big man in the league....    and yeah yeah... you did beat us....  but one game doesnt say much.. ( ex. you lost to MIB last week) so will see what happens.....  lets just hope you dont end up to be the future chumps ....



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Tony J.

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Again, No one has said we are going to win it all.  There goes tat C.A.L. assumption adn putting words in to people's mouths.  Do we have a great shot.  We sure do.  Dave, you are right we lost to the offty's in black but we did beat the Commis****y which in turn beat you guys if I remember correctly.  That measn nothing.  Just like how we beat you, you got destroyed by Nate's team and the fact that we are going to beat Nate's team.  No one gives our team credit for 4 reasons.  It's composed of Zeke, Ziad, TONY, JOEY, DANI, and RAY!  You guys love to hate us four.  Don't hate bro, it's okay, we know, we know!!


Listen PAL, yo need to hit more game winning shots before you start swelling up your chest and mouthing off boy.  In case you forgot, BIG BROTHER is on our team and I will have him put you across his lap. 



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David

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tony tony.... I'am not putting word in anybodys mouth....  get your eyes checked out.. and read the first message in this post.. joey said and i quote  "Future Champs" ...  its ok i like the confidence....  and nobody hates you four...  well maybe juts RAy... but anyway.... the only reason you guys get so much heat is becuase you talk so much.... ( which is fine by me)  i dont hate tony... i participate....   and as far as my chest swelling up..... tony it didnt take a game winning shot for me to run my mouth... i will back my game up .... i promise you that.... 


ps.... my ONE game winning shot... is still one more than you have !!  


 



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Big Yones

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I just want to say that was hillarious Jeter!

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Tony J.

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Yons, I agree with you 100% and Dave, you're wrong, I have had game winning shots and have carried my team to victory gay boy.


I hate you Dave.



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Nate Dogg

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First of all my ass is bored at work so I may as well reply, you know nothing of the trash talking that goes on with me and Tony A. that carries over from football besides I said "You didnt think I was that good" because I am better in BBall than in football and from what I got he probably didn't think I was a good BBall player.  Anyway.  Besides even if then I was being cocky, which I wasn't, it would be far less than the cockiness your team has, which is cool.  Second of all if I were you I would re-read Joe Ks message He didn't say gaurantee but thats pretty close to me.  I think our game should be the game of the week so we will see where all the talk leads you.  It should be a good game. 


 


TONY J FOR PRESIDENT     



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EJ

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I am VERY cocky!

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Big Yones

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Me Too.

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david

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love you too tony...

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Joey K

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Tony, you are wrong, I must say.  So in case you missed it the first time,


I GUARENTEE WE WIN THE WHOLE THING!!!  No regrets, no second guessing, I GUARENTEE!!!



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Tony J.

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Okay, FUKC it,


 


I GUARANTEE IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Ziad

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Hey tony, sorry about the youngin.  I just beat him with my belt and locked him in the bottle room.  I'm with you guys


I GUARAUNTEE THE WHOLE F*@KING THING!!!!


I wonder if RAY feels the same way??



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RAY RAY

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YOU JUMP, I JUMP MOTHER****ERS, YOU GUYS FIGHT THIS FIGHT WITHOUT ME AND I'LL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES.  I GUARANTEE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP.  WHO PUT THIS **** TOGETHER, HUH?  ME, THAT'S WHO.


BY THE WAY, ZEKE, THE POKER TOURNAMENT'S BEEN CANCELLED TOMORROW NIGHT.  SORRY BUDDY, BUT I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS AND FIND OUT WHEN THE NEXT ONE IS GOING DOWN.  WAIT BY THE PHONE, I'LL LET YOU KNOW.


 



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JETER

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YOU GUYS ARE   gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.



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EJ

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In all my year as commissioner, I can only offer this bit of advice:  Even though this comradery is great for team chemistry and morale, remember two things 1.) as well as this confidence can work for you, it can work against you and 2.) You have f#$king Ray as your captain, there's no hope!


You have been forewarned



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RAY RAY

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ELTON, AS A PERSON, YOU'RE PRETTY COOL, WELL NOT REALLY, YOU'RE KIND OF A DORK.  ANYWAYS, AS A BASKETBALL, YOU'RE GARBAGE BRO.  AS MUCH AS I'VE SLOWED DOWN, AND AS MUCH AS I CAN'T JUMP LIKE I USED TO, I'LL STILL SMOKE YOUR ASS ONE ON ONE.  DON'T FORGET OUR TOURNAMENT TEAM.  WHO WAS THE ONLY REASON WE WERE EVEN IN ANY OF THOSE GAMES?  ME BITCH.  I'LL BET YOU A FIFTH OF STOLI ELITE VODKA (THE BEST VODKA OUT RIGHT NOW) ON A ONE ON ONE GAME ANYTIME, ANY PLACE BITCH. 

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david

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just so you idiots know.. Joey Tony and Ziad... all three of you spelled garauntee differently...  losers....so next time you wanna write something in HUGE font at least spell it right....    boy oh boy are you guys in for a long season....  and RAY RAY ill bet on elton over your a$$ anyday of the week.....  later

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david

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damn i spelled it wrong too....   any your still idiots

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You're Ruler

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Ray, you have confirmed my thinking all along.  You are indeed stupider than you look!  I will take that bet, and put a fifth of Crown Royal Special Reserve on top of that trick...I'll play you drunk or sober, however the hell you want.  I OWN YOU!

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EJ

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By the way, you can get the ball first.  I'm about to leave work right now come pick your a$$ up take you to lifetime beat you real quick and then take you back down to nine mile!  Damn republicans always talkin sh!t!

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Big Doc

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WE ALL JUMP RAY RAY...BEST CAPTAIN EVVVVVERRR.  WELL BEHIND ELTON THAT IS, YEAHHH RIGHT...BIGGEST BOULTY CAPTAIN EVER, HEY MICKEY MOUSE YOU SOUND GREAT FROM THE SIDE LINES WHEN YOUR SCREAMING AT YOUR TEAMMATES AND SHOWING THEM HOW TO PLAY DEF AND REBOUND, WHEN YOUR SORRY ASS EXCUSE FOR A BIG MAN CANT EVEN FOLLOW SUIT.  ELTON DONT START **** THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE...I SAY THIS TO YOU AND ALL THE REST OF THE CAL HOES....  DONT DESRESPECT ANY MEMBERS OF LA FAMILIA, LEGS WILL BREAK FACES WILL BE SMASHED...LA FAMILIA WILL BE CROWNED CHAMPS THIS YEAR BOYS...SO FOR ALL YOU OTHER GIRLIE BITCHES OUT THERE, JUST SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY THE ASS WHOOPING COMING TO ALL YOUR SORRY ASSES.


 


oh yeah..how bout that great shooting that was displayed by myself from the line that keith is scared to approach....0 FOR F#$KING 5 from 3 point land.....SIMPLY OUTSTANDING.  


EARLY SEASON MVP --- ZEEEEKKE!!!!  



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Joey K

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Forget this team, i want to be traded, whichever dummy started all this guarantee stuff set the standard too high.

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