This is to my entire team, but to Tony in particular. I have just looked at the stats for the FIRST TIME all year, b/c I know so many of you check them, and I noticed that I am only averaging 4 points per game. I have decided I cant handle this, even though we have a winning record (like some 3-0 teams of the past), I just cant accept being the third scorer on the team, so I am going to start shooting every time I touch the ball. I refuse ot pass on fast breaks, refuse to throw the ball to Zeke running the court, every steal I get will result in a shot instead of a pass, and when I drive into 4 defenders, I will consider passing for .0006 seconds before forcing up a shot. To our team, this may result in numerous losses, bickering in the huddle, and multiple "F you's" to each other during the games, but I will not care, b/c I will be scoring a lot and padding my own stats, and I will especially try to put on a show when there is a crowd of people there. That's all. P.S. I STILL GUARENTEE OUR TITLE!!!
Dont worry Ray, you piece of garbage, that can be fixed real quick. Zeke is going to be the first person to go from 20+ to 4-. The over under on my shot attempts tomorrow is 34. And after I attempt them and we lose, I will say "at least I had 16 points" like the rest of the garbage offensive minded players in this league. Then I will look at my teammates and say "I bet you didnt know you had Nolan on your team"
Why me inparticular you azzhole? I hate you bro. Anyway, keep shooting, don't worry. Tomorrow would be the day to start and gets some practice in.
