Erub Tony, like I don't have enough sh!t to do...listen as I do this the network is suffering, if you get any dropped calls today it's your own fault. Let's see, where do I start:
There are too many intangibles for this week's games but I will try my best.
Game 1: La Familia vs. Lionheart
Captain Ray "Give me four technicals b/c I'm a f#$king moron" Samano will be sitting out this game due to last week's fiasco. To any other team the loss of their captain would affect the team's overall performance, but in this case LF is actually benefitting. With Ray out, there's only one a$$hole (Dani) who could possibly mess things up and all they have to do is not pass him the ball and they should be all set. Joey has to put last week's loss behind him and control the tempo from jump in order for his team to succeed. LF doesn't have the best jumpshooters but a good inside/outside game and fastbreak points will help them to victory. Also, a challenge is issued to Tony Cornelius Jarbou to keep John "give me the damn ball" Babi from scoring 20 points and then I will say Tony is the dog and can't be messed with! This gowad is averaging 22pts, good luck. Lionheart has a good all around team, with the combo of lil' Zane (who has to hit his shots and keep his composure) and Babi running all over the floor they will be difficult to contain. The difference maker will be Senan, if he can move the ball freely and contain Zeke, while scoring a few of his own points, it will be close but Lionheart will take this one..LH (-3) vs. LF o/u 95.
Game 2: MIB vs. Camel
MIB plays good team defense but I don't think the chemistry is there yet on offense, if they eventually get it, they could be dangerous. But I don't think it'll come together by tonight for them...they need to spread the scoring out a bit and get better ball movement, potentially Nodo and Jeter should be averaging 15-20 each with DP just under that. Also, Brian needs to find his rhythm and his role in the offense so that he can play the way I know he can and contribute more. Camel on the other hand seems to have great chemistry but their leading scorer is out and top baseline driver is going to play with a broken finger...sources say Nolan beat the f$%k out of Natham after an argument about who the better point guard was, this lef Nate having to adjust himself and sit out for two weeks. Regardless, Camel will play good team defense and more than likely out hustle MIB for the easy victory. Camel (-8) vs. MIB o/u 100.
Game 3: Committee vs. Vengeance
FADI ADNAN GULLI WILL BE SHUT DOWN!!!
Nick/Keith will score about 20 each
Samer/Trevor will have about 6 (siiiiiix) each with one block/steal for each respectively.
Alex will get 6 "sh!t'" and "f#$k" outbursts during each shot attempt.
I will get 25 blocks, 30 rebounds, and 4 points.
Jalal will get about 16pts, Tony-10pts, Dave will probably foul me and grab my shirt like the cheap dirty player he is (love you Dave)...who else is on their team, oh yeah, Kalvin will hit two three's and Jimmy will be ****ed b/x J didn't let him run point and will give his mean face
Please note: This is my personal and unbiased opinion, any bets placed should be done so at your own risk, and any monies won will be deducted with a 10% cut for the commissioner. Thank you.
Dave, I wasn't in the modd today to think of things to say about each game. But for our game, we will win......bet on it..
Also, Elton, I'm not sure if I'm guarding John B. tonight. We have to talk about it tonight. I'm either guarding Zane again, or maybe John B. We'll see, I have to talk to my Captain, Coach, aira, Ray Ray and the rest of Da Familia.
Oh, by the way, don't I get any propos for shutting your all star Kieth to under 15 for the last three games my team has met him??? There are certain people I can defend against and Kieth's game makes him one of them..
Hating as biotch, you just made me sound cocky when really I was just replying to your challenge!!!!
If John B. scores 20 points tonight, it will not be by breaking me down for every point. Computer assistance will be needed my friend....