Its coincidence, of course, but Priscilla is shaped like a football. Shes also sporting some 30,000 quills. Oh, and her teeth are orange.
Everyone knows a porcupine has quills. Right?
But orange teeth?
This fact is made known to Jim Harbaugh, whos been videotaping Priscilla interacting with his wife and two sons. Harbaugh puts down the camera. Lemme see those teeth, he says, getting down on one knee.
When youre an affable, good-looking, veteran quarterback in the National Football League, life grants you cool opportunities. You get to appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. And play a cousin to Screech on Saved by the Bell, the teen TV romp