I figured that this should happen once every C.A.L season, so sit back and enjoy!

First of all I just want to say F*ck Tony J

Nick- You are not appreciated enough for everything you do on the court you get everyone involved and your a winner in my book. Now if I can just get someone to remove the tampon from your pu$$y. Stop being a b!tch and play

Fu*k Tony J

Jeter- Please tell me who the fu*ck gave you that name, Jeter is the name of a leader someone who commands respect, you are the oppisite and you have the nerve to call me and tell me what happened to me in the last game, I'll tell you what happened, I was trying to guard the 8th wonder of the world. Win a championship or two then talk.

Tony J is slower than me

Zeke- You complain more than my wife, shut up and make a layup, joey and ray cannot do everything, all of the sudden you hit a couple of 3's and the nigga thinks he's ray allen. Keep working out and wearing shirts the same size as my son.

Joey- I like you

Danny -I like you to, but please stop telling people your a scrub, you a doctor for Christ sakes. Its embarressing

Ray- I love you off the court but man your ego is bigger then your head, you lost 10lbs and all of the sudden you can drive to the whole, jump, what the **** your game hasent changed your not better everyone just got worse

Tony J has about as much game as fennis dembo 

Anyone seen randy?

Nick shango- your the best player on earth

Keith- we are not working well together, we will never work well together, well and together should never be mentioned in the same sentence together I have more respect for Isaiah Thomas as a coach than you, You draft tony J, Y? thats like asking for the death sentence. Just shoot the ball and play your game(do not shoot the ball from half court on a 1 on 5 )

I miss Elton

Mike- I have hurt you enough

Dylan- Keep talking Sh!t , just remember I will slap you then tell your brother I slapped you and then watch him slap you, you should be scoring 30 points a game instead your just pushing people in the back and telling them to suck your d!ck have some respect..... take them out to dinner first that fuk them in the ass. You big B!tch 

Derek P- please keep hitting Zeke

Finally Tony J- What the ****ed happened to you, you never admitt that your Wrong, Mike yeldo drops 28 on you and you turn to me and ask me if he's left handed, you fat fuc*, your skills have diminished. You pass the ball cause your affraid to shoot then you complain about not getting the ball, you cant create your own shot because your body is shaped like a lendale white. Please stop deppressing our team, better yet just quit the league.

Im done, but before I leave we all know I'm fat, slow, smoke,should be a 5th rounder, fat, slow,fat,black hole, i get **** on by dylan,derek,jeter,zeke,and that I'm a little on the huskey side, 

Sorry to take anyones amo.

This was done for entertaiment purposes only this does not reflect in any way the opinion of C.A.L or its members.