WHERE OH WHERE HAS DANI KEJBOU GONE?  NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS SUDDEN DEPARTURE AFTER LAST WEEK'S STELLAR DR. K PERFORMANCE OF 0 POINTS, 2 REBOUNDS, 1 ASSIST, AND 4 TURNOVERS.  I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DR. KEJBOU THAT USED TO LOOK COMFORTABLE ON THE COURT, USED TO LOOK LIKE HE BELONGED OUT THERE.  I USED TO THINK THAT THOMAS WAS THE WORST PLAYER IN CAL, BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT HIS STOCK HAS IMPROVED.  ATLEAST HE'S FUN TO WATCH ON THE COURT.  DANI'S JUST PLAIN DEPRESSING.  WE HAVE TO ATTEND A WEDDING BEFORE TONIGHT'S GAME.  I'M HOPING HE CONSUMES ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO KEEP HIM KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT DURING OUR GAME, SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH HIS PATHETIC ASS WOBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT LIKE HE'S HURT, WHEN HE'S NOT.  THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY FUCK UP THAT BAD, TIME AFTER TIME.  THEY PRETEND LIKE THEY'RE HURT, SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO BLAME IT ON.  OH BY THE WAY, JALAL, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DOING GOOD.  I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED DOWN MY OFFER OF HAVING DANI PLAY IN YOUR PLACE TODAY.  I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING YOU GUYS WOULD LET HIM PLAY AND FADI COULD POSSIBLY KNOCK HIS TEETH OUT SO HE'D MISS OUR GAME.  ANYWAY, DANI KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.  I'M PROUD OF YOU.  ELTON, COULD YOU PLEASE UPDATE THE STATS.  THESE NON-CURRENT STATS ARE MISLEADING.  IT SHOWS THAT DANI'S SCORING 2 POINTS A GAME, WHICH IS JUST BOGUS.  AFTER YOU FACTOR IN THE LAST GAME, IN WHICH DANI WAS NICE ENOUGH NOT TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT FROM HIS INFERIOR TEAMMATES, YOU WILL SEE THAT HE IS NOT EVEN AVERAGING A BASKET A GAME.  HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU KID.