HEY NICK, RACK EM BITCH. ZEKE, YOU'RE A BITCH BY THE WAY. NICK, I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HOME, THANKS FOR LETTING ME DRIVE, SOME FRIEND YOU ARE. YOU WERE THAT UPSET THAT I SMOKED YOUR ASS IN POOL, THAT YOU WANTED ME TO CRASH ON THE WAY HOME. GOSH, IDIOT.
I am sitting in class and bored out of my mind, so I decided to do a playoff breakdown. As we all know, Nates team is already in and MIB is out. However, most of you dont realize, La Familia AND Committee are already in. This is so b/c if you check Nick's post from a few weeks ago, you will see that the obviously the team with the better record is in over others. However, in tie breakers, the first tie breaker is b/t like opponents so here we go.
If Committee AND Familia lose (Lionheart and Vengence WIN) next week the first tie breaker b/t the 4 teams that are 5-5 is win-loss against LIKE OPPONENTS (b/t the tied teams): Committee and Vengence will both be 4-2 so they are in, and Familia would be 3-3, while Lionheart will be 1-5. So Lionheart is out
If Committee WINS AND Familia LOSES: Comittee will be in with 6 wins. Vengence and Familia will be in at 5-5 and Vengence is out at 4-6.
If Comittee and Familia BOTH WIN: They are both automatically in at 6-4. Tie breaker b/t Vengence and Lionheart goes to Vengence b/c they won both games v. Lionheart. So Lionheart is out
If Familia WINS and Committee LOSES: Familia is in at 6-4. Committee and Vengence are in at 5-5 and Lionheart is out at 4-6.
Basically, Lionheart is on the outside looking in. They can only get in if they win AND Vengence Loses
So we are in whether we win or lose??? It doesn't matter where we rank right now if we get can akebumped out if we lose.
This sucks, let me just make things easier for everyone.
Swammy says:
1st -Camel
2nd -La Familia instead of 1st - because of Ray's corky pass against MIB and my disappointment defensively against committee.
3rd - Committee
4th - Vengence
Sorry Lionheart, I just don't see u guys beating us next week. And if you do, it won't be more than 7 points which is what you guys will have to beat us by.
Zane, my bad bro I would love to be in your corner but La Familia is in the other corner next week and you know us Loco's don't turn on familia!!
Swammy says:
Someone please buy Samer some gloves for his hands so he can catch passes from Kieth anda Nick.
Man Tony you are dumber to type to than to talk to. IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW MANY THEY BEAT US BY!!! If they beat us, they just need Vengence to lose, THATS IT!!!
I get one thing from Nick, another from you, Zeke is out in space. I just want to know if we are 100% in ............. regardless what happens. No if's, and's, etc. If we don't even play next week, are we in..........?
Bro, I don't think you can pick me up...seriously no bullsh!t, 25 is a f#$ked up ass age...that shot little derek got over me in the end to tie it up and I almost cost us the game, not even last year but like last session I would have sent that sh!t into the bleachers. I think the inches I lost in my vertical went to my waist...all you a$$holes stress me out that's what it is, it's like I got 35 kids, taking years off my life, I put stats on the site, food on the table, jerseys on your back and what appreciation do I get:
-I get the doctor of "oral surgery" (i.e. c*ck sucker) calling me a hooker
-I come out to my car after a game and I see broken glass all over the floor with no one in sight, but conveniently located where my windshield used to be is a business card sporting the name Low-Price Auto Glass "you break it, we fix call Ray Samano for an estimate, we'll jack u!"
-one of my teammates screams like a woman while the other is developing a $5/day crack habit
-then there's this other guy, he's the best defender in the galaxy but he spells like my @$$
