Its finally time.....and no i dont mean fantasy football season. ( by the way who should be first pick Lt or manning ? ) ..it's CAL baby..... I just saw the teams.. and WOW.... with the excpetion of Elton, Nick, ALex, Amil, and Yones's team everyone looks great... A HA.... its also **** talking time baby... sorry to say ladies.. but our team looks pretty strong... let me see, we have superman... we have the #1 one defender in CAL... and we have the best pg / PASSER in the league in T.A. ( yes nick i said best passer).. we also have a dentist who can shoot the rock, and lets not forget pound for pound the most athletic man in CAl (steroids) Samer P.... hey good luck guys its gonna be a long season... by the way daddy... now that your not on my team, all i have say i cant beleive you missed that Fckin layup... you better be hitting that tredmill hard in the offseason... HAHA... payback is a bitch... by the way RAY you tema fckin blows...
Listen here David, you talk so much **** but never back it up. "I will be nominated for MVP this season." My ass. you can't even dribble the ball and you think that you have talent. and now you want to talk **** about Ray's team. Without me, that team will still put a wippen to your sorry ass team. You guys took 5th rounder in the 3rd for no reason. Tell samer that he could have had him in the 5th instead of that loser Dani.
MESSAGE TO EVERYONE!!! Please refrain from calling anyone but Nick the "best point guard" becasue it is a real soft spot with him. Samer, you did **** up bro, I was dropping to atleast the after hours draft. You could have picked me up in the 6th or 7th round. Azzhole!!! Listen Nick, if you give us that puzzy flop and scream this season, I will make sure you catch a good one in the ribs. Leave that floppping cheap chit at home this season!!
Ray, thank God basketball is around the corner, this means there is one less day you will want to golf. Serioulsy, why don't you just give up bro, it's becasue of you there are HUGE divits on the putting green. I heard Zeke chit on you yesterday... Just kidding bro, keep it up, keep trying, it'll come to you soon... Al lyou have to do is practice. I can't wait fo ryour game to improve and you are my partner in an outing. I haev faith in you brother...............
Nick answer your phone you fat whore. Listen Tony get off Ray's nuts, he is the enemy now, and golfing is GAY, and beleive me I golfed before anyone even knew what the sport was b!tches. ALSO I never used roids **** dave, u fat b!tch.
fadi you didnt notice me on your time huh.. see i was the guy you kept telling " Bro i need you this game, please " that was like every game last session... its ok though... and fukc u ray....
WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON RAY RAY'S GOLF PROGRESS. LAST WEEK: PATHETIC, THIS WEEK: TERRIBLE. HOPEFULLY, NEXT WEEK I'LL BE BAD. MAKING STRIDES BABY, MAKING STRIDES.
HEY FADI, THE BENCH IS OVER THERE, GO SIT ON IT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I'M YOUR CAPTAIN BITCH, SHOW SOME RESPECT OR NAPON WILL BE PLAYING 40 MINUTES.
come on guys, you guys are CHALDEANS, not ****in pussies, gulf is GAY, now act like real men....by the way, where is joey? Hey ray, u better slow down or I might demand a trade, although i'm only worth a Tony J these days, i'm coming out for blood this session.
Was I drunk? Fadi, when you average a 45 or better, please come see me. I will love a rematch. 
