Please start tracking turnovers, I'd like to know I lead the league in at least one statistical category. 

Nick is a fag.

Ray, nice pass on that pick and roll yesterday.

Shango, I liked you better when you were telling Ray "You'll never do that in your life"

Zeke, you have 3 kids now, you're in school, and you cant make layups, I think it's time to call it a career, grow up.

Fadi, you're scum on the court but I love you off of it, so that averages out to me liking you. 

Dani, It makes no sense for you to roll to the basket on a pick and roll b/c one of two things will happen:  1)  You wont catch the pass or 2)  You'll catch it and totally f up the layup. 

Justin, go play in the Europe professional league, we don't need your kind around here.

Nate, you went from barking like a german shepherd yesterday to pouting like a poodle in a matter of 3 minutes yesterday. 

Thomas aka Ford Escape, that Choke Slam you did on Dave Dally to end the game yestdrday was the best Undertaker impression I've seen in ages

Nick, not only are you a fag, but you also suck in basketball

Marselino, you're just awesome

Where is Ernest?

Samer, you might be a bigger fag than Nick

Nouri, passing is allowed in this league

Yono, maybe if you find the other basketball and we play with two you'll be able to keep Jack and Zane happy

Abuna Mike, just b/c you hit a big 3 yesterday does not mean you are better than Joe Q

Joe Q, how many times did you wish death on Josh Scobee this week?  (Jacksonville Jaguars Kicker)

K guys, I gotta go figure out who I'm going to bill for the time I just spent posting this.