The site is updated. What the hell is going on. Elton, you must have taken time away from your jerking off schedule to get this done huh. Anyway, thank you for having it updated before week 3.
OH, HEY, JIMMY, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE ON YONO'S TEAM. I GUESS NOW WE HAVE TO PLAN OUR DEFENSIVE STRATEGY AROUND STOPPING YOU. BY THE WAY YONO CALLED ME YESTERDAY AND ASKED IF HE COULD GET MIKE NAFSOU TO REPLACE MARCELINO. I DIDN'T THINK TRADING THE DEVIL FOR JESUS CHRIST WAS AN EVEN TRADE, BUT I FIGURE YOU GUYS WILL NEED JESUS ON YOUR SIDE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY CHANCE OF WINNING TONIGHT. EVEN THEN, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR TEAM.