The in door Chaldean Football League is approaching
The Rookie Combine will be Sunday January 8th at 8:30pm. It will be at Oakland University. If you were a full time player in the regular CFL, you don't have to try out, you just need to let AT know that you are planning on playing.
The games will start January 22nd and will be at 8:15 and 9:15, with the occasional 10:15 game.
Anybody interested can call Tony and ask him how much fun it is, he call tell you all about having an undefeated REGULAR season
I forgot to mention, for anybody thinking of trying out, there are some prerequisites....
1) you cannot be a sissy (Nick only got in last year b/c he is a "political participant")
2) you must have at least an ounce of athletic ability (sorry Yones)
3) You cannot expect to score every TD or throw AND catch every pass (sorry Kieth)
4) There is no holding in football (sorry Trevor)
5) You cannot be soft (I dont think I need to mention any names...this especially applies if your body stature best suits playing on the O/D line)
6) There is no field goals (Sorry Fadi)
7) You cannot be over 40 (Please see the first half of explanation 5)
8) You must be content with 2nd place if you make the league and end up on Tony A's Team
9) You cannot be a self proclaimed MVP (that was terrible Dave, your an idiot)
10) You must recognize a defending champ when you see one, bow down hoes
***#10 has a counter to it, you can opt to just let Tony know how big of a chump he is for losing in two straight title games to my team when. ANd one of which his team entered 9-0!!!
Erub Fadi...how have you been, man. I just mentioned your name today, I saw Salam at the Liberty Park soccer dome, and I was telling him how your team won the championship, he said hello.
