ALL THE SHIT TALKING THAT GOES ON HERE IS FUN, BUT NO ONE WANTS TO COME HERE AND SAY THE HAPPY THINGS THAT NEED TO BE SAID. IT'S A LITTLE LATE, BUT ZEKE HAD A BABY BOY ON MARCH 12, SO WHEN YOU GUYS SEE HIM ON WED, SHAKE HIS HAND AND TELL HIM CONGRATS, AND IF THE REFS READ THIS, MAYBE WE CAN GET A CALL OR TWO THIS WEEK.
Correction, Zeke's WIFE had a baby. It is still undetermined whether Zeke also had one as the baby some how has blond hair and blue eyes, the usual suspects are the mailman or Zeke's very own cousin, Mikey Bahoura. Also evidence that Zeke is not the father is the fact that Zeke cries more during one game about getting a foul call than the kid does in an entire week, and being a sissy is hereditary. One final piece to the puzzle is that Zeke started shooting blanks when he turned 36, 6 years ago.
