10. when the # 1 pick needs a BACKUP guard cuase he can't play Defense
9. when people average as many points drunk as they do sober
8. when the refs drink before the games (and I ain't bullsh!tting ethier)
7. when Dubba Jeff start's telling you how to play
6. when Joey K is the biggest **** talker in the league u f*ckin fagggit @ss b!tch sensitve pr!ck defensive as$ whore bag c*ck suckin pretty boy tea baggin Fagg!t I hope u die slow go, devolope some kinda jump shot u f*ckin mateen cleaves proto type
5. when they let Danni K. in your league
4. when the entire league is overwieght with the exception of Nick the vegetarian
3. when the leading FG scorer lives in an assisted living home cause he's to old to take care of himself
2. when Ray Ray thinks he's good
1. when the refs are better basketball players then the players
You know the more I get to know all u guys the more I hate u all, all your True colors are starting to show now.
Now I know I am gonna hear all kinds of **** for this, especially from the Evil empire la familia (ESPECIALLY JOE we all know how defensive u get, u can dish it but u can't take it you f*ckin evil eye) cause I pretty much ripped the whole team except the 40 year old virgin and escalade. But I don't care anymore.
Now That I've said my peace remeber we all suck pretty much equally with the exception of the 5th round (u guys REALLY SUCK D!CK) but now I will go back to being Somma from the message board cause a few people have destriod what was once entertaining with play by play's of EVERY SHOT THEY TOOK!!!! thank god where not playing golf! 110 f*ckin strokes would be up on this message board .
Jeter, would you like for me to post this weeks shot attempts? Give me a few minutes, I have get creative again.
Why so angry??? You're looking good and you aren't the biggest bust this season as a big man. Thatis now owned by the T.O look alike Fadi Gulli. So what is your problem? Do you need a hug?
I do have to agree with you on Joey being a little bitch though.
Jeter first of all Ray is good! second Zeke is older than us he's married and has 2 kids and is still running the floor with guys in their late teens early 20's! How many guys in the league do think will be able to do the same in our future. Third Tony J has been the voice of reason on our team so far so he can say and recap whatever he wants! Fourth you really cant say nothing bad about escalade. 5th Joey is putting his heart out on the floor from start to finish no matter what the score is so as long as he's backing it up like he has been he can talk all the sh*t he wants and la familia has his back. and 6th Danni K is our friend
I haven't seen you in the post yet this season. I guess Elton the big man on campus as far as your team is concerned huh. Figures, he is slapping you with is dick whenver you open your mouth to talk **** to him.
I like Zeke, except for the fact that he called me deaf and blind within a matter of five minutes last night...gowad, yahni you see me and Keith carrying the 200 lb equipment bag, give me a second, I heard your ass, don't be looking at me like I'm crazy and making those hand gestures, don't you know I will suplex somebody?
But I like that though it makes me feel like everybody's comfortable with each other, it's like one big dysfunctional family...for example, before when Zeke use to post up he'd be like "habibi, you see me open down low, just please get me the ball." Now he's like "mother-f*%ker, you see me open, get me the f^*%ing ball or I'm going to shove my foot up your a$$!!!"
fadi, remember something my friend. You have no slikks. If it wasn't for your ****ing large as frame, you would be nothing. I don't need my friend to draft me for me to go in the first round. Remeber that champ. You are nothing.
ELTON, CAN YOU SHUT UP AND GET THE STATS UPDATED, TONY WAS ASKING ABOUT THEM, AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM, OH BY THE WAY DON'T POST MY FREE THROW PERCENTAGE PLEASE, MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
