My fellow players, recently I have uncovered a truth that, unfortunately, will not benefit anyone. In fact, it will hurt you and you will find it quite disturbing. There is dissention and lies among us. There is someone whom plays along side us and watches along side us who, in fact, really feels that he is our...MASTER!. Thats right I said master. In his little world, there is no such thing as freedom of speech and freedom to bounce the basketball behind the scorer's table. "Who is this guy talking about?", you must be asking yourself.  Well... I will not reveal this terrible criminal's identity just yet. For those of you still wondering who this person is, next time you attend the league games just look around you. See who holds his head the highest and spits upon his servants. See who bleeps out words like $#(*! and &+#@!. This is a travisty, and a sham, and a mockery. This is a travis-shamockery. I refuse to be shackeled like a ****. (No offense blackies!) This is bullcrap! Burtelflickel!