Who forgot their navy blue reebok hat last night?  I have it. 

You guys need to stop forgetting your stuff at the gym...from now on anything else that you guys leave at the gym, I'm keeping, and if it doesn't fit me I'm selling that b!tch on eBay. 

Two or three seasons ago somebody forgot their shoes, I use them to cut grass now...I think their Senan's, but whatever bro, that's your bad, if you still want them they're in my garage next to the lawnmower.

Somebody else forgot a basketball a couple weeks ago, I gave it to my little cousin he's very happy with it.