the 1/2 barrels were full...thats what happened and is going to happen to the rest of the chumps in this league of degenerate basketball players...especially the team of real detroit who won a fluke game in week 1.
Tameem, relax, take a deep breath. Big Doc is Dani Kejbou, in case you didn't know. He likes to write his name as Big Doc, because he lacks size in other departments. He thinks his team is actually good. They like to ride Nick's coattails, but they'll meet us again, and they'll go down hard again. Especially when Joey gets frustrated cause of Nouri shutting him down, and Dani misses his first three pointer, and everyone after that. I won't even get into how Derek can't score on me. All that being said, I look forward to our next meeting Dr. Queer Boy.
hey tameem how come you stopped using 3 names? i was looking forward to using david allan grier and mark paul gossallar references towards you during the season...its just not fair that i wont be able to. now you're just one name like Prince...i get it. later on in the season you'll change it to a symbol like prince did and you'll call it the baller formerly known as tameem...after that just "the baller". hey man elton cant keep changing your jersey alright!
hahaha....the only thing cornier than the jokes made by the 1/2 barrels are the actual joke players on the team...thanks thomas for that funny post! By the way, maybe if you could average more than 2 points a game, your team could have had a chance to beat us in week 1...but i guess that, much like your manhood, is just a figment of your imagination!
HEY SYMBOL BOY...FORMERLY KNOWN AS WANNA BE BALLER TAMEEM AND THAT QUEER OF A SIDEKICK YOU HAVE REIMAN WHO THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT DEFENSE IS ABOUT BECAUSE HE SURE DOSENT KNOW CRAP ABOUT OFFENSE..KEEP SHOOTING YOUR THREES THERE QUEER NUTS, WE'LL BE WAITING FOR THE REBOUNDS. THE SO CALLED REAL DETROIT TALK ALOT OF CRAP FOR A TEAM THAT IS ON A STREAK, A LOSING STREAK, WHATS YOUR RECORD AGAIN? WE'LL MEET AGAIN..HERE'S SOME ADVICE, LET RAY RUN POINT THAT GAME...YOU SHOULD SEE HIS DISTRIBUTION ABILTIES...IS THAT JOHN STOCKTON I SEE, OH NO ITS JUST TAMEEM'S PILLOW BITING B####!!!! PEACE OUT
Man, I never heard a dentist talk so much junk...Dani, so if I'm in for my 6 month check-up, are you going to yell at me like that for not flossing enough? I hope you have insurance, b/c if you start yelling and going on a daywana fit, I'm liable to grab that thing you use to check people's teeth, that looks like an alesas mirror, but the damn dentist keeps jabbing it in my gums, and bust it upside somebody's head...yeah but anyway I don't have any suppressed anger toward dentists or anything like that
THIS MESSAGE IS MAINLY FOR THAT NURSE WHO DRESSES UP AND PLAYS DOCTOR EVERY NOW AND THEN. FIRST OF ALL, MY DISTRIBUTION "ABILITIES" ARE SURE TO BE BETTER THAN YOUR SPELLING "ABILITIES". WHICH SCHOOL DID YOU GRADUATE FROM? MY TEAM IS PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH ME RUNNING POINT. ON TOP OF THAT, I CAN BANG WITH THE BIG BOYS DOWN LOW. I WOULD PAY FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE YOUR SORRY NON-BALL HANDLING A** RUN POINT. ATLEAST SINCE YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU MAKE SURE TO GET ALL THE REBOUNDS, OH WAIT, YOU DON'T DO THAT EITHER. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO? OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WAIT TIL YOUR TEAM RUNS UP A 30 POINT LEAD, AND START SHOOTING OPEN THREE POINTERS AFTER THE OTHER TEAM GIVES UP. I JUST CAN'T WAIT TIL WE PLAY YOUR SORRY TEAM AGAIN. JUST THINK ABOUT IT. HOW CAN YOU TAKE A TEAM WITH MORE THAN ONE KEJBOU SERIOUSLY. ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THEM IS A NURSE.
Wow, is it just me, or do you guys sense a lot of animosity in here? By the way, no one has attempted to answer the damn trivia question of the week, you guys neeed to do this, it'll help you stay sharp!