i have been quite for awhile now and letting all you girlie ass women talk crap to each other. i havent been able to say much because my game thus far has been s##t on top of s##t basketball. but lets get one thing straight...elton your team may get the first place position in the reg season, but come playful time the only postion you guys will see is FACE DOWN A@@ UP as we beat your asses down...and as tameem put it, run "E"-trains all over your asses. and elton all the screaming on the sideline, for what? nobody listens to you cause two minutes in you already lost voice and all you hear is a crack ass voiced mouse on the sideline jumping up and down and possibly trying out for the remake of the SANF0RD AND SON...here comes the big one, you still my boy though. see u in the finals, and remember its a whole new season come two weeks...WATCH OUT THE 1/2 BARRELS WILL BE FULLY LOADED!!!!
for the supermen..i mean women. if not for keiths b.s. ass threes from half court, full court, a football field you guys would be blown out every year...hey keith, i hope you're stil not having nightmares from summer'01 when you got embarassed..nice shooting this year fag. and tony, thanks for noticing the hair...your gay for that too. and derek, if you were even half the man our derek is on the court, maybe keith wouldnt have to bail you guys out everynight.
now nolans team...enough said. good luck next year ladies.
and for samers team, if the records are correct you guys are talking **** for a team that hasnt even clinched a playoff berth. you guys need alot to go your way this tues so go to church this sunday and do you prayng becuase u will need a miracle to make it in the playoffs. nouri, im glad you showed up for tues to take over the star role on your team and demote ray to gatorade superivisor. i cant knock on you too much ray because you have put up a good season so far for scrub ass player like yourself, and being tameems bit@# and all. hey did tameem every call you for your guys date AFTER YOU GAVE HIM YOUR NUMBER TO CALL YOU AND DISCUSS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS, "im sorry tameem, i didnt mean to say those mean things to you on the message board, dont be mad at me I LOVE YOU, YOUR THE TRUE STAR ON MY TEAM" YOU SISSY ASS QUEER NUT SUCKING FAGET RAY, i just wanted to make sure your guy's relationship is going well.
and who did we leave out, oh yeah alexs team..its okay, alex you should be used to being left out just how your left out every week in the stat book...and you call yourself a captain, we should start calling you ELTON or even SAMER, atleast you guys have something on common there. natham good game last week, but thats just what it is "weak", when you play a true guard on def and off like JOEY K, thanks for looking out joe joe. and fadi, dont make excuses about your game beacuse your not getting any sleep on call because ur changing patients depends and their urine tubs...seriously fadi, you dont have to go another six years of school to do that, just look at ray. well if you guys do make it to the playoffs, it will be a night off for the opposing team, or basically a warm up drill as u guys have no chance... good luck girls.
and NICK your the greatest captain i've had yet, i dont know if thats saying much since eltons was my only other one...YOU STILL MY BOY....LETS GO 1/2 BARRELSL, LETS SHOW THIS LEAGUE WHAT TRUE TEAM BALL IS IN THE PLAYOFFS, NO BITHCING-STARTING WITH MYSELF!!! OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Grab a drink? more like grab a carry out order from Sahara, that post was longer than Rays and Tameens on again, off again summer romance. But there were some funny lines being dropped that you need to get props for like the Elton Mickey mouse drop and Rays and Tameens love life. RIght now you and Ray Ray are battling for the championships for Best Posts this season, its going to be close but with this latest post, you have the edge.
I BEG TO DIFFER, THE ONLY EDGE HE HAS IS ON THE EDGE OF THE BENCH WHERE HE SITS, WHERE HIS CAPTAIN PUTS HIM, CAUSE HE BLOWS. I AM THE MESSAGE BOARD KING. "WHO PUT THIS **** TOGETHER, HUH? ME, THAT'S WHO" BYE THE WAY DAN, I THINK YOU SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE LESS TIME WRITING, AND A LITTLE MORE TIME PRACTICING LAYUPS, JUST A LITTLE TIP FROM YOUR UNCLE RAY RAY.
LMAO, Dr. D-ingleberries, you're funny bro, but damn it looks aren't everything...anyway, I don't know where to start...
should I start with your weak ass game and how you BLOW easy ass layups like you're on your knees in a porno...
or should I talk about how IF you guys make it to play us in the finals how we're gonna have you knees-DOWN chin-UP as we bring Big Fadi's B.Y.O.C. (Balls On Your Chin) philosophy to the game...
maybe I should comment on your best captain statement, why you gotta bring up old $**t, b/c maybe if you didn't come to play only one game last season and leave me to do all the work, and play D more than you complained, we would have won more than we did...I don't care what anybody says, we had a decent team, even though I asked you to do more than you could in bringing up the ball, I still think we were in most of those games, I was proud of you that day you scored 19, I don't know where the hell your game has been since. Seriously though, all BS aside, there's no reason why you should have less than 10 points a game, cut to the basket, make some layups, and make your defender gaurd you, and then when they're not expecting it, break out to the perimeter to set up for your threes...but what do I know, I'm just the coach of the King's.
And by the way, Ray is not a nut sucking queer, but he does deep throat like MOFO!!!
p.s. be sure to come to Sevin tonight so I can buy you a shot, you're still my boy...but don't get souplexed on Chaldean Boxing night!
Dani, I don't know how you're talking so much junk when you are your team's weakest link...You'll see which Derek is better this Tuesday, and you shou ldstick to fighting cavities, b/c that's only fight you have a chance at winning.
Dani K? Who are you bro??? will some1 please tell me who this guy is??? oh wait, i know...you're one of big daddy's girls! now i remember, you were the one hanging off fadi's nutsack when he went up for a lay-up...how do you hang on in mid-air man? i mean, the only ball you've ever gripped on the court are the ones between your teammates legs. Ray Ray and me? how about you and the whole CAL league getting at you both on the court and off? bro, the only drink you're gonna be grabbing in the playoffs is gonna be squirting out at you from behind...NO CUP REQUIRED
just to clarify...i thought you were on fadi's team at first, but my message still makes sense if you think about how you didn't say anything about their team in your jokes...by the way, whats better flossing, listerine or both??
