To ray on getting suspended for a game, getting ejected from another one, having the worst record in the league, succeeding at being a big enough loser to drink before playing basketball, not making the playoffs, drafting a team that had no chemistry and hated each other, leading the league in technicals, making fake ass threats that he is going to quit and calling all the committee a bunch of little kids who can suck his **** if they suspend him and then coming back only to abide by their ruling to suspend him and continue to follow the rules of the league, and just being a loser.
A recent conversation between Zeke and his future brother in law.
Zeke: Hey Joe, what are you doing
Joey: Practicing free throws for the big game tonight.
Zeke: Why don't you meet us up at Baileys and have a couple drinks
Joey: Are you stupid? You want me, the greatest football player to come out of Troy High, the greatest basketball player(who can't shoot) in CAL to drink before the game? There might be NFL/NBA scouts there looking to see if I still got it. Besides, what if Alex finds out?
Zeke: Relax, we just wanna grab a couple drinks and hang out, not get hammered.
Joey: Zeke, you don't understand, I"m trying to win a championship here. I lost in the CFL championship game, and I sometimes lay in bed late at night and cry. I have to win this championship and I have to be the number one pick in the draft next season.
Zeke: But Joe, we're just there to have fun, what the ****?
Joey: No Zeke, you're just there to have fun. Sally told me if I'm not the number one pick in the draft next season, she won't let me play anymore, and if I don't play, that means I can't leave the house. This is all I've got.
Joey, i just got a call from Yono, He says if he gets first pick next season, he'll draft you, which is fitting seeing as how you two are on the same page. Gotta get that trophy. Oh and I have one correction for your post. I never told the committee to suck my dick. I told them to go **** themselves. Thank you, and I will definately be expecting a reply.
I would like to add that I was posting this message in a hurry, and do not consider it one of best works in recent times. However, this should get the point accross and should start a long amusing war between Joey and I.
